“Why don’t any of you people pick up your phones???”
Title: The Party You Have Dialed is Not Available
Author: shadydave
Reader:
reena_jenkins
Coverartist:
reena_jenkins
Rating: PG
Fandoms: MCU (Iron Man movie'verse)
Pairings: gen
Warnings: Iron Man 3 Spoilers, Voicemail, Science Bros, I don't see how that's a party
Length: 00:03:25
Author's Summary: "LIBRAFLYTER: I'm going to assume Bruce was out chilling in upstate New York or wherever and doesn't even find this stuff out until after he emerges from his hermitage to, like, a thousand voicemails."
Download Link: You can download this podfic as an mp3 right over here (thank you,
paraka, for hosting me).
Why I Love It: Short, snarky, perfectly in-voice for Tony, and a fun excuse to play around with sound effects? How could I not record this story as a podfic! It feels exactly like the kind of moment that would make a great post-credit scene for Iron Man 3 - Bruce, making that exasperated face he does do well, listening to Tony's excessive number of voicemail messages. The answering machine tone was snagged from here, and the song Tony was singing along to is Bruce Springsteen. Happy listening!