Fic: Pwning the Code
Title: Pwning the Code [ here on LJ in 3 parts] [here on DW in one]
Author: faithharkness
Prompt: Romancing the Stone
Beta: My dear morwencath
Rating: R (mostly for language and heavily implied sex-yeah, I have no excuse)
Summary: Toshiko Sato, premiere video game programmer, must leave behind the comfort of her London apartment to brave the wilds of Columbia to save her hysterical/inept (or, perhaps, hysterically inept) sister, Gwen Cooper, from the clutches of thieves who want something her husband had.
Word Count: 12,341
Warnings: Violence and language; afterglow.
Characters/Pairings: Ianto Jones/Toshiko Sato, Owen Harper, Gwen Cooper, John Hart, Jack Harkness/Jack Harkness, Donna Noble, Gray, Eugene Jones, Idris Hopper, past Gwen/Andy
Author’s Note: I first imagined this as Jack/Ianto, but then the opportunity for Ianto/Tosh kind of ran away with everything. And please just suspend your disbelief about all the people with Welsh and British names hanging out in Colombia, ‘kay? Oh, and I wrote this before my smut got un-broken.
Disclaimer: The characters of Torchwood belong to the BBC, He Who Shall Not Be Named and, I’d argue, Steven Moffatt (at least for Jack). The characters and plotline of Romancing the Stone belong to Diane Thomas and Michael Douglas.
*psst! mods, can I has a ianto/tosh tag? Pretty please?*