Oct 05, 2005 01:53
Hello!
I am sleeping right now while typing this wonderful postage!
I really like caterpillars! My nugget bitch boyfriend just won't stop eating!
He probably hasn't even fallen asleep yet! He SLEEPS BETTER IN THE BACK SEAT OF MY CAR For the past 5 days while im finishing up my hike Drool (wait i mean HIGH SCHOOL) education.... he's been just snoozing away in my C o U g A r JALLOPI(sp?)!!!!!! having sleazy dirty dreams of my vagina, nicotine, aspertame, marijuana, santa claus, various fruit pies, beef jerky, pork tubageous, joe camel, cape cod, "Cat Scratch Fervor" THE ALBUM, oil spills, vicodin, beer, Jon Stefan, John Cougar Mellancamp, John Travolta, Jon Leaf, John Stamos, Jimmy Johns, and etc.
I am the Commander of Eric POWERLOIN Brett.. Why you could call me Master & Commander like Russel Crowe would sodomize a parekeet!
OKAY QUESTION TIME !!!!!!!!!
WHAT HAS NEITHER FLESH NOR BONES
BUT HAS A THUMB AND FINGERS?
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PUT A DIAMOND UNDERWATER?
WHICH IS HEAVIER?
A POUND OF FEATHERS
OR
A POUND OF LEAD?
god what is like this bag thing?