STOP IT OMG GONNA PEE. This is why I heart you, Ben, you dorky dork. Have forehead napkins and dance shoes, will travel. THIS WILL BE YOUR YEAR OKAY. But prolly not, if HBO has their domination way. Damn you, Mark Ruffalo, you beautiful man. Also, since I'm talking things Ben and Martin, I should mention I haven't watched Sherlock S3 yet, just in case. Hide your shock, y'all. But, yeah, spoil me and I cut you Randy-style, yo.
But wait! To make it double -- no, triple! -- the fun:
Best Actor in a Miniseries or Movie
Benedict Cumberbatch, "Sherlock: His Last Vow"
Martin Freeman, "Fargo"
Supporting Actor, Miniseries or Movie
Martin Freeman, "Sherlock: His Last Vow"
These two. Always gotta do everything together. THAT IS HOW YOU BFF, WORLD. Of course, gonna be tough odds for Martin in the supporting actor category with just about the entire cast of The Normal Heart and Martin's co-star Colin all nommed. D'oh. I've been hearing amazing things about TNH. One day I'll watch it, but right now I'm not up for all the ugly crying that would come outta my face. And I'm on 1.06 of Fargo and it's pretty slow, but Martin and the actress who plays Molly are single-handedly keeping me interested. So good! The whole cast is great, but damn, did I mention it's slow? Cos it really is sloooow.
OKAY NOW I MUST GET ALL ADLFKJASLDFKJASDKJ ABOUT THIS RIGHT HERE:
Best Actor in a Drama Series
Matthew McConaughey, "True Detective"
Woody Harrelson, "True Detective"
Best Drama Series
"True Detective"
OMG ALL THOSE REMOTE CONTROLS I SACRIFICED TO THE TEEVEE GODS HATH PAID OFF. \:D/ Srsly. I'm so in love with this show, but more their two characters. I READ FIC, YOU GUYS. I'll squee more about it later in my TV post I'm working on, but YES YES YES ALL THE EMMYS NOW.
Best Actress in a Comedy Series
Julia Louis Dreyfus, "Veep"
Melissa McCarthy, "Mike & Molly"
Amy Poehler, "Parks & Recreation"
Best Actress Miniseries or Movie
Kristen Wiig, "The Spoils of Babylon"
OMG ALL MY COMEDY GIRLS. ♥ ♥ ♥ I am sad no Mindy Kaling. Cos I luff her and The Mindy Project this season. :( But apparently she had half of the co-announcing gig this morning. I missed it. Now I'm more sad. But not really cos much as adore her very shining presence in the world, the reading of the noms is actually hella boring and I love my sleep.
Tomorrow I get to hang with
@CarsonDaly at like three in the morning but it's not illicit it's Emmys! 😞
- Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling)
July 10, 2014 Well, back to bed!
- Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling)
July 10, 2014 SHE GIVES ME JOY.
Supporting Actor, Comedy Series
Andre Braugher, "Brooklyn Nine-Nine"
YES YES YEEEEEEES. I like to think he reacted in character to the news.
Outstanding Animated Program
"Archer"
"Bob's Burgers"
"Futurama"
Any answer would be acceptable, but BOB BOB BOB BOB. ALSO, BOB.
Outstanding Guest Actor In A Comedy Series
Bob Newhart as Arthur in "The Big Bang Theory"
Bow before the King. Plus you know he would have an hilarious acceptance speech adlfka.
Outstanding Guest Actress In A Drama Series
Allison Janney as Margaret Scully in "Masters of Sex"
I haven't even seen this ep nor any of the other performances in this category. But I will always want Allison to WIN ALL THE THINGS.
IN CONCLUSION: YAY, TV! YAY, TV PPLS I HEART! YAY, SLEEP!
But no Tatiana Maslany for Orphan Black? No Hannibal? Damn, son. Rude. >:(