i'm going to always assume randy finally agreed to do this during a really great bj
I kinda love that Brian's still as shocked as we all are lol. (As are their friends akfdja.)
Also, Randy's hair in his new Twitter pic should be illegal. He looks like a hot, freshly fucked homeless person. So, y'know, exactly what he was prolly aiming for. ♥ Though, ngl, I miss the giant default purple egg thing he had going. It seemed so fitting somehow. "I DO NOT CARE FOR THIS NEW TECHNOLOGY. STARE AT MY GIANT PURPLE EGG AS A SIGN OF MY DISDAIN."