Jewnicorn at the Oscars!
LOOKIT MY BOYS. AT THE OSCARS, BITCH. \:D/ Jesse's curls, guuuuh, the CURLS. I've so got a thing for his curls. And Andrew, lookin' like he belongs on a catwalk. With that one hand out in case Jesse walks by. :X I am baffled though how no pro photos are showing up with them together. What the huh! How is that even possible? Every photographer in LA was there! They're getting tips on camera evasion from Gale and Randy. *shakes tiny fist*
Bigger post tonight with all the fashion stuffs, but right now: Quickie TSN Report Card!
Best Adapted Screenplay for Aaron: WINNAH!
Best Film Editing: WINNAH!
Best Original Score: WINNAH!
No Best Actor for Jess:
No Best Director for David:
No Best Picture.
Apparently my sacrificing packages of Twizzlers to the movie gods didn't work. :(
Andrew at the Vanity Fair after-party. With Aaron and... no Jess. WHAT IS HAPPENING. :((
On the other hand, THIS HAPPENED:
"SO THIS HAPPENED DURING COMMERCIAL
ANDREW SHOWS HIS WATCH TO JESSE
JESSE TOUCHES HIS WRIST
LINGERS
THEY LAUGH
THEY HUG
THEY STAND REALLY CLOSE"
ALFDADSLKJ. TOUCHING AND LAUGHING AND HUGGING AND CLOSE-STANDING. Clearly they were doing the math to when they could leave and cuddle naked. Also, I love how it looks like their section are the only ones standing.
ALSO THIS:
5:25 p.m.: Kevin Spacey stands alone in this third row seat adjusting his cuff links. One row in front of him, Andrew Garfield from "The Social Network" is fidgeting with his bow tie. Then Garfield sees someone he knows several rows back and playfully gives him the finger. --here
Obviously that person saw Andrew and Jesse working out their countdown-to-naked-cuddling math and was all I SEE WHAT YOU DID THAR ANDREW AHAHAHA and Andrew is all U R JEALOUS AHAHAHAHA *FLIPS OFF*