open house
Hello, pretty. My guys-with-guitars kink never had a chance.
SO I HAVE WALKED THROUGH GALE HOWARD'S HOUSE Y'ALL. Or, y'know, took the virtual tour. The music was kinda Lifetime movie cheezy on that sucker, btw. But I have seen The Bed o' Gale. I can die happy. Also, the desk in the office: it's all basic and woody and stuff and my first reaction was jabbing my finger at it and gasping "GALE SO MADE THAT."
And there was house wank! I love wank! But I missed it and now it's 90% "This message has been deleted by the poster" which makes me sadface like a sadfaced puppy. So I made myself feel better by spying on observing Gale in his natural habitat.
Let's follow Gale as he gets ready for a Randy date AT HIS V. OWN HOUSE OMG.
HOMG! Randy will be here in an hour! No time to sit in your random rocking chair, Gale!
Gale rides his skateboard-truck to the farmer's market.
Mission accomplished! Dinner started...
Yes, yes, you're da man, Gale. Totally showed those vegetables who's boss. Now, quick, time for some cardio!
Er... I'm not sure that's how you use that machine, Gale... Nevermind, no time! To the shower!
Whoa! Okay, fastest strip down evah. Yes, yes, v. nice. You're gonna be late! Actually... let's linger here a bit... Right, right! Gonna be late...
What the-- All those clothes and you pick-- Okay, okay, no, you're right. We're talking Randy here. Good choice, good choice. OMG, forget your shoes---
--Randy's here! Climbed up his special-access ladder and everything. Huh. Seahorse jacket. Good call on the shimmery suit, Gale.
Um, Randy doesn't look as impressed by the backyard park, Gale.
But he knows how much cactus and dry hills get Randy hot. I'll never doubt you again, Gale!
Aaand the original pics, minus the hotties. Thank god he has a lazy real estate agent that didn't hire a pro stager for the property. We wouldn't have seen his messy desk or guitars or towels hanging on the exercise equipment. ♥ You know all the good stuff is behind all those closet doors. Or in the new place. I wonder if he and Yara moved in together, oohhh.