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kyleschick's new B/J vid, Somewhere Only We Know, will fix all your fic owwies. It's sweet and straight-forward with the lovin'. And, best of all, Justin isn't dead.
Wait! I know what you're asking yourselves! But, url_girl, what would something this great go for? $119.99? $89.99? You bet! ...If it were being produced by Cowlip, that is. But because I like you, I'm slashing prices!
Order within the next fifteen minutes and for no cost at all--yes, you read that right, at no cost to you--you too can celebrate alive!Justin. He slices, he dices, he ChaChas with Brian!
Download here today!
Fourteen minutes and counting...
This infomercial brought to you by Poor Girl Vids (tm). I can't yet, so I pimp others who do.