i'd make a pass at chuck bass

[reeface]

And Gale Howard, but that doesn't rhyme. I'd be forward with Gale Howard? If you say "forward" like fowward alfja. Anyway

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[gaedhal]

When I went to the signing at the department store (Hecht's)
in D.C. in March 2003, after I went through the line -- where
Gale reached out and prodded my tit because I was wearing
a tee shirt with his face on it! -- we were standing next to
the dias, watching the signing from the side. At one point
Gale stretched, revealing a nice patch of bare skin between
where his tee shirt and Perry Ellis sweater ended and his
loose jeans began. We held our breath -- and he reached down
into the back of his jeans to scratch the top of his ass!

Watching that right hand slip in there -- eek!

[fiercediva]

Tit-prodding and public-ass-scratching during a promotional appearance? Sounds pretty hetero to me. ;)

[gaedhal]

Yeah, this was before the babe launched herself across
the table at him and sent him flying backwards!

[fiercediva]

Ah. The pheromones Gale stirred up with his ass-scritchin' must'a been overpowering. Like waving a raw steak at a starving pit bull. Or something.

[flashfly]

Please tell me. Did he hit the floor or did it not come to that?

[reeface]

Excuse me, I need some alone time now. ;)