So, what does this girl do when the country goes to hell in a Bushbasket? She watches TV, of course.
On my Gay TV, after Theresa's "confession", Seth comforted Ryan in his bedroom with a blowjob and charming babble about being responsible and maybe losing those you love but not really being alone if they're in your heart and Oregon's lack of a water polo team and his non-ability to hold his breath under water and...
All this summer, I was concocting mental gapfillers with Seth on the waves. And now must revise to a bus seat and pervs wanting to touch his bathing suit area. Bwa!
Okay. I get it. Marissa's unhappy. Did like her screaming and Julie's later confession that was the most honest convo they'd had all summer. Julie gave her 3 months of space and then called in Jimmy, seeing she needed help. But I don't believe for one moment that she didn't know what was wrong with Marissa. Everyone in that neighborhood must know that Ryan left town.
I like Theresa. She's sweet and trying to be happy and then trying harder to do the right thing and make Ryan happy. Of course, this sets up a killer season finale, I'm sure, when Ryan finds out, but still, I admire her for her intent, if not for the actual deception.
Aww. Luke really IS like a golden retriever. He also always reminds me of Whitney from Smallville. From jerk to woobie in one season flat. I really wish he hadn't moved away. He's dorky in his own right and I always love his scenes with Chino and Cohen. And I want his house. That deck was awesome!
Summer's bitch tirade cracked me up. Go, girl. As did the half-nekkid workers. Can you imagine if that'd been Julie's house? They'd be even MORE far behind.
Julie just canNOT pick a rich husband for shit, can she? First Jimmy getting his ass handed to him over money and now Caleb. She needs a support group. From Richer to Poorer, meetings held in the local JC Penny. 'Cause if you're gonna be poor, you better get used to shopping off the rack.
Did I see Hailey on the previews for North Shore? Might explain why she couldn't have dinner with the family, heh. And that poor kid that played Marissa's younger sister. Now she's being sent off to boarding school. That girl is just never going to get any screen time!
The ending was ... meh. Not the pool house scene (which was sweet, neither one wanted the other to leave), but rather how to get Ryan and Seth back to the Cohen household so pat. Seth got his way and all that was needed was a "miscarriage" and it was just ... I don't know, it annoyed me.
But I still love you Seth. If I were going to sex up a high school student and go to jail, it'd be for you. And your little Chino friend, too.
Lost just never disappoints, does it? Okay, so at one point Kate lifted some boulders like they were, well, props, but still. We'll just go with the explanation that it was an adrenalin rush. Anyway, I absolutely adore how the show is set up, getting to know each character better for an hour. I'm such a characterization whore and this show just feeds it, guh.
I WANT SAWYER'S BACKSTORY. He's been a fav of mine from the beginning (the so-called assholes always have the best potential, right, Mr. Kinney?), and, man, he's been getting it from every side lately.
Okay. I get it. Charlie is the moth. Be the moth, Charlie.
Charlie has some beautiful facial expressions. There is just nothing about him I don't like. Heroin addict and all. Leather pants do not hurt.
Bitchy!Girl (Shannon?) being in charge of the flare. Wouldn't have been my first choice. :/ But she did it! Yay for Bitchy!Girls!
Beach or caves, beach or caves... That'd be tough to decide. I'd ... prolly stay wherever Sayid was. To me, he's the most consistantly level-headed. Must be the military training.
Rory's storyline is quite possibly the stupidest thing ever. And jumping off that platform on the safety word of dum college boys in sekret club she doesn't know, second stupidest thing ever.
If I was Lorelai, I'd be nervous after that "do you think I don't take enough risks?" phone call. :/
Luke? Still hot. I want to be Lorelai.
Oh, Lane. You could do so much better. But I understand the sexay lure of the mysterious man known as the musician. Even if you've already watched TV with him in his underwear.
Just when I was about to fall asleep after the last two uber boring eps, this one comes along by Eli. John Wells, stop writing for my show, kthx. You make it boring and tedious and other dull words. Go torture Carter for awhile.
This ep had some damned good humor and I was all :D. CJ catching Josh TWICE with the brownies, omg. Peed my jammies.
Josh in casual clothes will never stop being v. v. hot. And him and CJ bantering was oddly hotter to me than him giving Donna the pen.
Donna looked damned good for someone having had major surgery not that long ago. *snerk*
Jed/Leo slashers don't need to watch the rest of the season. They officially have enough fodder to last them for life with just last hospital scene. I wish I actually liked J/L. The fic would be so deliciously angsty.
CJ rocks. The new Chief of Staff. I saw it coming, as she was the only one who had the bases covered from the beginning that the guys kept suggesting. Go, girl! Only thing bugging me ... that documentary based ep on her and the communications staff last season never mentioned this in her bio. It makes my continuity wonky, but I'll recover.
I like Mary Sue Kate. But it was nice not having her in an ep.
Marriages only in shopping malls and Vegas. It.could.work. Heh. Josh's face when the Congressman proposed that ... so priceless. You just know he was on the phone to Sam about that one. Josh, "Corn dogs in the food court and showgirls and marriage. That's what it's come down to..." Sam, "When was it ever above that?"
Jimmy Smits next week. :|
And I am officially three Smallville's behind. I don't know how this happened. :|