gale, bowling god
For my moose74face, who quoted me this from the latest Scott Q&A and made my brain essplode from the giddy:
Who is the best bowler among your friends?
I'd say that's a tie between Gus Buktenica and Gale.
Gale liked holding balls. And he was good at it, too.
They were the Pink Posse Ballers and they were undefeated in all of Canada and some parts of the Netherlands. Also, they looked really cute in their outfits. Randy was particularly serious about the game, he brought his own headgear since Gale's balls had a habit of always ending up in his face. Here, the waitress taking their picture called out, "Show me how you hold your balls!" Clearly this is proof Gale has the biggest balls.
Gale had a bowling style all his own. You wish you were this good!
Before each game, Gale would go psych out the competition by dropping to his knees and offering to kiss their balls for good luck.
Everyone gave Gale his space whenever he sniffed Randy's bowling shoes to center himself before taking his turn.
The other team never stood a chance. Look at the g-forces pulling at his face as he sails down that lane!
This is not Gale's team. We all know Gale really plays for the other team.
A little mid-game break. Randy does his best Tom Hanks, "There's no kissing in bowling!"
The game was close and so was Gale.
Another trophy for the mantle! Gale practiced that surprised look all day. He may be a bowling god, but he never forgot his love for theatre.
STRIKE! :D
Who is the best bowler among your friends?
I'd say that's a tie between Gus Buktenica and Gale.
Gale liked holding balls. And he was good at it, too.
They were the Pink Posse Ballers and they were undefeated in all of Canada and some parts of the Netherlands. Also, they looked really cute in their outfits. Randy was particularly serious about the game, he brought his own headgear since Gale's balls had a habit of always ending up in his face. Here, the waitress taking their picture called out, "Show me how you hold your balls!" Clearly this is proof Gale has the biggest balls.
Gale had a bowling style all his own. You wish you were this good!
Before each game, Gale would go psych out the competition by dropping to his knees and offering to kiss their balls for good luck.
Everyone gave Gale his space whenever he sniffed Randy's bowling shoes to center himself before taking his turn.
The other team never stood a chance. Look at the g-forces pulling at his face as he sails down that lane!
This is not Gale's team. We all know Gale really plays for the other team.
A little mid-game break. Randy does his best Tom Hanks, "There's no kissing in bowling!"
The game was close and so was Gale.
Another trophy for the mantle! Gale practiced that surprised look all day. He may be a bowling god, but he never forgot his love for theatre.
STRIKE! :D