And by the way.....

[reebar]

......no, I'm not old enough to retire. I'm way to young to retire. I'm not actually going to retire. I've just worked at the place where I worked long enough to qualify for a package. Which is cool because, while it's not enough to land me on Easy Street; it is enough to give me a little bit of a cushion to grow my consulting business or find someplace else to work or both. It'll also mean i can take a couple of weeks off to recover from my upcoming gastric by-pass surgery without worrying (much.)

So, one more time,

Not.

Old.