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my grandma told us this joke at dinner today:
one evening a woman went to her sons appartment for dinner. While she was there she saw a woman walking around the appartment and minding her own business. When she opened her mouth to say something her son said, "i know what you are thinking mother, but she is not my girlfriend. she is just a roommate." a few weeks later the roommate spoke to the son and said, "you know, i'm not sure what is going on, but i haven't seen my mothers silver sugar bowl since the night your mother came over for dinner." the son said, "don't worry. i'll take care of it." so he calls his mother and says, "mother, now, i'm not saying you took it and i am not saying that you didn't take it, but my roommates silver sugar bowl has been missing since the night you came over." and the mother responded, "well, son, i'm not saying you slept with her and i am not saying that you didn't sleep with her, but if she had slept in her own bed she would know where the sugar bowl was."
one evening a woman went to her sons appartment for dinner. While she was there she saw a woman walking around the appartment and minding her own business. When she opened her mouth to say something her son said, "i know what you are thinking mother, but she is not my girlfriend. she is just a roommate." a few weeks later the roommate spoke to the son and said, "you know, i'm not sure what is going on, but i haven't seen my mothers silver sugar bowl since the night your mother came over for dinner." the son said, "don't worry. i'll take care of it." so he calls his mother and says, "mother, now, i'm not saying you took it and i am not saying that you didn't take it, but my roommates silver sugar bowl has been missing since the night you came over." and the mother responded, "well, son, i'm not saying you slept with her and i am not saying that you didn't sleep with her, but if she had slept in her own bed she would know where the sugar bowl was."