My LiveJournal Reading Ritual
1) Browse every other webpage in existance while taking a coffee break. Swear you won't read LiveJournal this time.
2) 5 minutes go by. Click on LiveJournal link.
3) Scroll down the page looking for fursuit pictures. Scoff at text.
4) Re-read entire page with text. Scoff at people who post like a million times a day.
5) Debate making a post...for the millionth time today.
6) Don't post it.
7) As work tries to pull me back to productivity, re-read every word behind every LJ cut for every person and every group for the past 3 days.
8) Scoff and outrage at overwhelmingly immense volume of useless words written about breakfast meats and commute traffic. Use outrage to get work done.
2) 5 minutes go by. Click on LiveJournal link.
3) Scroll down the page looking for fursuit pictures. Scoff at text.
4) Re-read entire page with text. Scoff at people who post like a million times a day.
5) Debate making a post...for the millionth time today.
6) Don't post it.
7) As work tries to pull me back to productivity, re-read every word behind every LJ cut for every person and every group for the past 3 days.
8) Scoff and outrage at overwhelmingly immense volume of useless words written about breakfast meats and commute traffic. Use outrage to get work done.