...bored study break...
Facts as I see it:
-The TV show "Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?" had perhaps the best theme song ever written
-Alcohol kills your taste buds. Drunk people eat more inedible food than the rest of the population put together.
-Pert Plus is highly overrated. It's all about Ralph's brand hair cleansing fluid.
-Homeless people should entertain me if they want my money. However, they should never overlook the amusement they can derive by just being plain ol crazy.
-Slap bracelets are still cool...I don't care what anybody else says.
-For some reason, going to the bathroom makes reading that much more entertaining.
-Along that line, I think everyone should bring a pen with them when they use public restrooms. The only people who write anything on bathroom walls are usually racists or perverts, but imagine
how much more enjoyable your sit would be if there were intelligent quotes or amusing cartoons instead of "I did your mom!" written in 18 dialects of slang.
-The following cereals are acceptable to drink without milk: Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Frosted Mini Wheats, and Cracklin Oat Bran. That is all.
-If I lived in the Dungeons and Dragons world, I would hope that everything I own would be given a clever name, like Aldrath's Mighty Iron of Flattening or the Dwarven Spoon of Splendiforous
Engorgement.
-The line: "Just throw your hands in the air/and wave 'em around like you just don't care" has been used in 5,223,674 rap songs to date.
-The best name in sports history is Chigaco Bears linebacker Dick Butkus. (which explains why he is such a mean SOB...)
-Productivity is inversely proportional to the number of AIM chat windows you have open.
-Less than 5% of passing a college history courses requires actual knowledge on the subject. The other 95% of passing comes from the ability to turn that 5% into a 12 page research paper.
-It is impossible to get sick of Kraft Macaroni and Cheese, although I am currently testing this hypothesis rigorously.
-Sewing is manly.
-Everyone should live in LA at least once in their life to see what it's like to actually get tired of sunny days.
In 24 hours, I will be done with finals for the year :) After that, all I need to do is solidify a place to live next year, after which it's a wonderful 3 weeks with the one I love to celebrate the arrival of Annual Gift Man. I can't wait!
*gets back to the books*
-The TV show "Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego?" had perhaps the best theme song ever written
-Alcohol kills your taste buds. Drunk people eat more inedible food than the rest of the population put together.
-Pert Plus is highly overrated. It's all about Ralph's brand hair cleansing fluid.
-Homeless people should entertain me if they want my money. However, they should never overlook the amusement they can derive by just being plain ol crazy.
-Slap bracelets are still cool...I don't care what anybody else says.
-For some reason, going to the bathroom makes reading that much more entertaining.
-Along that line, I think everyone should bring a pen with them when they use public restrooms. The only people who write anything on bathroom walls are usually racists or perverts, but imagine
how much more enjoyable your sit would be if there were intelligent quotes or amusing cartoons instead of "I did your mom!" written in 18 dialects of slang.
-The following cereals are acceptable to drink without milk: Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Frosted Mini Wheats, and Cracklin Oat Bran. That is all.
-If I lived in the Dungeons and Dragons world, I would hope that everything I own would be given a clever name, like Aldrath's Mighty Iron of Flattening or the Dwarven Spoon of Splendiforous
Engorgement.
-The line: "Just throw your hands in the air/and wave 'em around like you just don't care" has been used in 5,223,674 rap songs to date.
-The best name in sports history is Chigaco Bears linebacker Dick Butkus. (which explains why he is such a mean SOB...)
-Productivity is inversely proportional to the number of AIM chat windows you have open.
-Less than 5% of passing a college history courses requires actual knowledge on the subject. The other 95% of passing comes from the ability to turn that 5% into a 12 page research paper.
-It is impossible to get sick of Kraft Macaroni and Cheese, although I am currently testing this hypothesis rigorously.
-Sewing is manly.
-Everyone should live in LA at least once in their life to see what it's like to actually get tired of sunny days.
In 24 hours, I will be done with finals for the year :) After that, all I need to do is solidify a place to live next year, after which it's a wonderful 3 weeks with the one I love to celebrate the arrival of Annual Gift Man. I can't wait!
*gets back to the books*