the woodcutter has a headdesk moment

[redwoodsman]

A young couple in Germany found a loaded 9 mm Sig Sauer pistol in a side pocket of a stroller they won in an internet auction after collecting it from nearby Hamburg. Police searched the house of the seller, who couldn't explain how the weapon had gotten there. "He said it didn't belong to him," police said Wednesday.

Unbelievable.

Comments

[hatesbears]

And yet, your mental pain only brings me more joy. IMAGINE THAT.

[redwoodsman]

Hello, Ms. Bloom. It's been awhile.

[hatesbears]

REALLY, cunty? You know, time DOES FLY when you're having naughty fun.

[redwoodsman]

It does, doesn't it? I hear you had an interesting time while I was away.

[hatesbears]

REALLY? You say interesting, I say quiet as a fucking churchmouse.

[redwoodsman]

Quiet, of course. Tell me, did that pesky stalking situation ever get cleared up or do we expect more hysterical fits?

[hatesbears]

Tell me, is it true that to get your ickle babysitting side job that you had to digitally penetrate Anser's pooper, or is that just a pesky rumor written on the Atheneum outside wall?

[redwoodsman]

Cute. I won't concern myself with any future plights you may encounter, then.

[hatesbears]

Like you fucking concerned yourself with anything anyway. Fucking Atheneum.