Fish Stories
If you could meet any famous personality, living or dead, and smack them in the head with a trout, who would it be?
Well, I assume you mean ON the head. In the head would get nasty, though I could probably do it without hurting them TOO much. Yes, I'm being nitpicky. I spent
a marathon session reading about evil lawyers and contracts. Doesn't matter. Who?
My first thought is Dr.Phil McGraw. Please, have you seen his show? Not to mention that bald head of his. Don't tell me he's not begging for a fish slap.
He needs to get over himself. Nobody picks that many arguments who doesn't have 'control issues' of their own. Plus, have you noticed he always takes stands and 'guests' where he's going to be 100% the good guy? I find it a little unrealistic that he solves everyone's problems in, what, an hourly segment.
Suspicious.
Plus a videotape of that, on live TV? *grins* Bet we could clean up.If I got arrested, eh. Someone could bail me out, or I'd just 'disappear.' (Or use a fake ID...Wonder how Hilary or Mischa would explain that?)
Jim West.
I'd probably pick something nastier than a trout. Remora or shark, maybe. Then again,
that'd be giving him too much credit. I'm not going to be supportive of him just 'cause he might be gay. He's a jackass. And excuse me, HOMOSEXUALITY IS
NOT SYNONYMOUS WITH PEDOPHILIA. I am so sick of people getting the two confused, and
stupidity like his just keeps it going.
And excuses. *shakes head*
It really is too bad we can't make politicians take truth serum when they're talking to the press. Hey, maybe...*looks speculative*-- Nah. Too complicated.
Muse: Willow Rosenberg
Fandom: BTVS
Word count: 246
Well, I assume you mean ON the head. In the head would get nasty, though I could probably do it without hurting them TOO much. Yes, I'm being nitpicky. I spent
a marathon session reading about evil lawyers and contracts. Doesn't matter. Who?
My first thought is Dr.Phil McGraw. Please, have you seen his show? Not to mention that bald head of his. Don't tell me he's not begging for a fish slap.
He needs to get over himself. Nobody picks that many arguments who doesn't have 'control issues' of their own. Plus, have you noticed he always takes stands and 'guests' where he's going to be 100% the good guy? I find it a little unrealistic that he solves everyone's problems in, what, an hourly segment.
Suspicious.
Plus a videotape of that, on live TV? *grins* Bet we could clean up.If I got arrested, eh. Someone could bail me out, or I'd just 'disappear.' (Or use a fake ID...Wonder how Hilary or Mischa would explain that?)
Jim West.
I'd probably pick something nastier than a trout. Remora or shark, maybe. Then again,
that'd be giving him too much credit. I'm not going to be supportive of him just 'cause he might be gay. He's a jackass. And excuse me, HOMOSEXUALITY IS
NOT SYNONYMOUS WITH PEDOPHILIA. I am so sick of people getting the two confused, and
stupidity like his just keeps it going.
And excuses. *shakes head*
It really is too bad we can't make politicians take truth serum when they're talking to the press. Hey, maybe...*looks speculative*-- Nah. Too complicated.
Muse: Willow Rosenberg
Fandom: BTVS
Word count: 246