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[redwhiteandtea]

The fucking dust in my classroom is multiplying, I know it.

Whoever left a bizarre Muggle contraption in the Ancient Runes room, could you please come and collect it? I don't know what it is but it's making noises at me and... I can't make it stop.

And if it was you who stole my new bottle of Firewhisky from my room, please let me know so that I may

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[redblacknfeesh]

Do you need me to save you Dad?

[redwhiteandtea]

...Well, you could come and pick it up. Or tell me what it is. Or how I turn it off.

I thought I told you to call me "Professor" at school.

[redblacknfeesh]

Well I don't know. I'll come poke at it.

At least I'm not calling you jerk Too bad~

[redwhiteandtea]

I expect this would be your brother's forte. Thank you, and please be quick about it. I think I may have angered it.

*sigh*

[redblacknfeesh]

Probably I'm coming, I'm coming. Keep your pants on, jerk!

*smirk*

[redwhiteandtea]

Don't speak to your fath professor that way.

[redblacknfeesh]

Or what? Corporeal punishment is illegal, yanno.

[redwhiteandtea]

You've been around your damn brother too long. He's a bad influence on you.

[xth_skeith]

Don't curse at your kids!!

That's just plain rude!!

[redwhiteandtea]

I don't believe I asked for your opinion!

[xth_skeith]

Don't curse at your children, Arthur. What do you think you're teaching them?

[redwhiteandtea]

As long as they curse with proper grammar, I don't see the problem.

[xth_skeith]

Disgusting.

These boys deserve better than slum language. I expect those words from the whores and crack addicts that line my home streets. Not of good kids like them, and not out of someone respectable as you should be.

[redwhiteandtea]

I expect you should move house.

[xth_skeith]

A ragtag group of orphans can't afford much better... but when even that little family I had disappeared, I was taken in by someone else. I live somewhere nicer now, but I won't ever forget the slums, and living with Ovan and Shino.

Peter and Alfred deserve better. I don't want them to live through something like that.

[redwhiteandtea]

Ovan and Shino? Well, I appreciate where you're coming from, but you're not their father. It takes a little more than politeness to get children to listen.

Also, their background is somewhat different to yours.