*.:TWO HUNDRED FORTY-TWO:.*

[redwhiteandhero]

Finally saw the paper.

[Here, the writing gets darker]

It's fucking sick.

I'm going to kill them. I'm going to hunt them down, and I'm going to kill them. See how these bastards like being tortured with their own fucking wands, huh?

Dammit.

Comments

[dofaye]

If a single teenager could do all of that, we wouldn't have this problem in the first place, would we?

[redwhiteandhero]

Not interested.

[dofaye]

You're not interested in what, logic? That's just like a gryffindor.

[redwhiteandhero]

Oh shut the hell up. I'm not interested in hearing shit I already know, dickhead.

[dofaye]

What sort of reception did you expect to have?

[redwhiteandhero]

I dunno, not a hundred assholes going "you know you can't really do that," anyway. Like I didn't know.

[dofaye]

I'm sorry, then, you can ignore my initial reply. Good luck, and I'll be sure to come to your funeral.

[redwhiteandhero]

I'm not gonna get killed, jackass.

[dofaye]

If you honesty think that, you're delusional. No one person could be a match for every dark wizard in Europe.

[redwhiteandhero]

I said I know that! You really think I'm that stupid?

[dofaye]

It certainly sounds like that right now!

[redwhiteandhero]

I'm not going to fight them. I can't fucking do anything right now. I know that.

[dofaye]

Brilliant, we're getting to a more logical position.

[redwhiteandhero]

If you don't shut your smug-ass face I could take you down a peg or two.

[dofaye]

I'd say I'd like to see you try, but I think it would waste both of our time.

[redwhiteandhero]

And I'm the idiot?