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Jun 27, 2011 16:37

So guess what's coming up in a week?

Who all's coming to my party?

summer days (and summer nights!!), how am i so awesome, can i eat cake plz, wish they all could be california girls, happy birthday to meeeeee, fireworks rock, presents - give me them

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spannerinworks June 28 2011, 06:35:10 UTC

Your birthday parties are always so loud and exciting! This is the only way celebrations should be!! But as thrilled as I would be to give my congratulations to our former captain, there's the troubling little matter of how Aurorish you may be feeling at that time.

redwhiteandhero June 28 2011, 16:00:11 UTC

Is that gonna be a problem, Specter?

spannerinworks July 15 2011, 04:48:15 UTC

Ohhhh "problem" is such an overstating, clumsy word! After all, I'm of age and can Apparate as I please. It's not like any member of my family would have to escort me to your premises!!

And besides, I personally am as innocent from crime as a new baby lamb.

redwhiteandhero July 15 2011, 06:32:47 UTC

Yeah? And how long are you planning on keeping it that way?

((fklsjf sorry for edit spam))

spannerinworks July 16 2011, 20:02:30 UTC

Oh, is this what I think it is? Can it be? Already profiling me, and without official Auror training at that, Jones?

redwhiteandhero July 16 2011, 20:05:23 UTC

I don't need training to know that it's only a matter of time.

spannerinworks July 16 2011, 23:55:15 UTC

How fatalistic! You never struck me as the type to believe in destiny! Personally, I agree with this new-found philosophy of yours. I accept my role as a plaything of destiny. After all, I am destined to have complete free will. What an inescapable fate!!

redwhiteandhero July 17 2011, 16:01:49 UTC

It's got nothing to do with destiny and everything to do with the fact that you're freakin' nuts.

spannerinworks July 18 2011, 05:01:50 UTC

"Nuts"! Compared to what? Or is it to whom? Okay, okay, okay, let's go the all-inclusive route! How am I nuts compared to whatever inanimate objects, metaphysical or theoretical constructs, or persons - living, dead, or purely imaginary - that form the definition of un-nuts??

redwhiteandhero July 18 2011, 05:03:01 UTC

That whole sentence is nuts.

spannerinworks July 18 2011, 05:14:08 UTC

So instead of measuring how I stack up against some pre-existing standard for un-nuts, I am the standard for nuts that all others must be measured against?

You flatter me, Jones! You have made me more than a man - you have made me an ideal!

redwhiteandhero July 18 2011, 05:15:18 UTC

... Yeah, sure. You're the king of the nuts, dude.

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