*.:TWO HUNDRED THIRTY-SEVEN:.*

[redwhiteandhero]

Real funny, assholes. Y'all are lucky it's almost the end of the year and I'm feeling generous, because if I find out who did it, I'm going to pound you.

((He's mostly been trying to keep his robes closed over it, but some people might still have noticed-- Alfred's shirt just says "FATASS." Also tags may be delayed this weekend.))