*.:TWO HUNDRED TWENTY-THREE:.*

[redwhiteandhero]

So prefects are seriously on condom duty, huh? I dunno what Dumbledore is thinking, but that's hilarious. Do they seriously have to stand there and hand them out all night, or what? It's like "Hey, here ya go, think of me while you're doing it," "Oh okay, as long as you think about us doing it." Do they even get to use any themselves, or what

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[bingotothat]

...Binky, what are you even talking about?

[redwhiteandhero]

Dumbledore's announcement, what else?

[bingotothat]

Yeah, but you're just...rambling, it seems. About nothing. What does it matter if prefects have them on hand, it's no different from a nurse at a Muggle school having them.

[redwhiteandhero]

I'm not rambling! It's different 'cause these are people you still have to talk to afterwards.

[bingotothat]

Who cares? You think the prefects are going to tease you about wanting to keep your little binkies to yourself?

[redwhiteandhero]

That is like, the most messed-up way you could've said that.

[bingotothat]

Don't be silly, Alfred, I'm sure there's a much more messed up way I could have said that!

[redwhiteandhero]

Don't try it.

[bingotothat]

I wasn't going to. My mind's not all that sullied yet.

[redwhiteandhero]

It's still pretty embarrassing to have to give out that junk to your roommates and think about them doing it later.

[bingotothat]

How do you even know they think about it? Not everyone thinks like that.

[redwhiteandhero]

How can you not think about it? You know exactly what they're gonna be doing!

[bingotothat]

Who cares? Just think about quidditch.

[redwhiteandhero]

I guess that could work.