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[redwhiteandhero]

Alright, change of plans, I'm gonna have a muggle Christmas and it's gonna be awesome. I'm gonna watch all the Christmas specials on TV and light the Christmas lights and everything. I heard there's even a Star Wars Christmas special. I bet it's the best thing ever.

Hey Botan did you ever get that boggart taken care of?

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[bingotothat]

Mate, the Star Wars Christmas special is terri

[bingotothat]

...What boggart?

[redwhiteandhero]

The one in your back room! I told you about it last time I was there!

[bingotothat]

There is no boggart in my back room.

[redwhiteandhero]

So you got someone to come in?

[bingotothat]

There was never a boggart in my back room.

[redwhiteandhero]

Yes there was! I heard it!

[bingotothat]

There's nothing back there except the washer and dryer!

[redwhiteandhero]

That's where it lives! In those white boxes, right?

[bingotothat]

No, that's where we wash and dry our clothes. They're machines.

[redwhiteandhero]

And you left your parents alone with it? They're muggles!

[bingotothat]

I'm saying there is no boggart in there! They're machines! Muggle machines!

[redwhiteandhero]

So?

[bingotothat]

So you're a bloody moron.

[redwhiteandhero]

It's dangerous!

[bingotothat]

It is not.