*.:ONE HUNDRED EIGHTY-EIGHT:.*

[redwhiteandhero]

It's nice to get to sleep in a bed with an actual mattress again, I guess, but I miss being in America. Now I have to go back to work and stuff, and I'm not even allowed to work behind the counter anymore until I'm all healed and stuff, 'cause apparently I look like pwadoosha, whatever the hell that is. Working in the back's alright, but there

Comments

[donttelldaddy]

Healed from what? It's not that bad.

[redwhiteandhero]

Well it's not very pretty. My eyes are all yellow.

[donttelldaddy]

When it gets to be that nasty color, covering it up with makeup is a lot easier.

[redwhiteandhero]

I am not wearing makeup.

[donttelldaddy]

You're not dolling yourself up, you're covering up bruises which prohibit you from doing your job.

[redwhiteandhero]

I don't care, I'd rather work in the back all summer.

[donttelldaddy]

Are you really that insecure in your masculinity, Alfred?

[redwhiteandhero]

Duh, if I wasn't secure I wouldn't have a problem wearing makeup!

[donttelldaddy]

I believe you have it backwards.

[redwhiteandhero]

I'm 100% man.

[donttelldaddy]

You sure do feel the need to remind yourself often.

[redwhiteandhero]

Got a problem with that?

[donttelldaddy]

Yes, prolonged periods of laughter get exhausting.

[redwhiteandhero]

What the hell are you laughing at?

[donttelldaddy]

You, and your determination to be the most easily readable person on the planet.

[redwhiteandhero]

And what's that supposed to mean?