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[redwhiteandhero]

HEY YOU GUYS.

Today is my HALF BIRTHDAY.

Can I get some half presents?

What about some half-birthday-kisses? ;) Yeah?

((Lol idek. Happy Janulary fourth.))

Comments

[xth_skeith]

.................

...It's your unbirthday, too, you know.

((I couldn't resist. Could not resist referencing Alice in Wonderland. COULD NOT.))

[redwhiteandhero]

Freakin' sweet.

((XDD I was thinking of that too.))

[xth_skeith]

Watch out for rabbit holes.

[redwhiteandhero]

Really? Why's that?

[minami_kaze]

How the heck do you give a half-kiss?

[redwhiteandhero]

I dunno! Somethin' to find out, huh? *eyebrow waggle*

[minami_kaze]

Well, tell me if you do.

[redwhiteandhero]

Aye-aye~

[zodiaconigiri]

Whats a half kiss Alfred?

Arraa..I'm not sure what to get you!

[redwhiteandhero]

Not really sure! Sure I could figure it out, though, if I had the chance, eh? ;)

Doesn't hafta be anything big, s'only a half birthday, y'know?

[zodiaconigiri]

If you had the chance? OH! Maybe its a kiss on the cheek?

Oh I see..hm..arraa. What kind of cake do you like Alfred?

[redwhiteandhero]

Sure, sure, I'll take that.

Well I like all sorts of cake! But I really, really like apple pie.

[redxlitis]

Christmas just ended you know.

[redwhiteandhero]

So?

[redxlitis]

Aren't you being a little selfish?

[redwhiteandhero]

'M'only asking for half a present.

Or half a kiss~

[bingotothat]

...Wait, you're serious?

[redwhiteandhero]

:| What's wrong with that?

[bingotothat]

Well, I've never heard of something called a half birthday before. Getting half presents doesn't sound that nice anyway, does it?

[redwhiteandhero]

Well your HALF birthday is HALFWAY between your REGULAR birthday. :| It's January fourth.

'Sides, it depends what kind of present it is, right?