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[redwhiteandhero]

*A single scream of a not-very-manly nature can be heard from the direction of Alfred's bed*

My- my vital regions!

...But I've got tits?

And...

Hm.

WELP, might as well make the best of it. >D

*quickly draws the curtains around his bed*

Comments

[redxlitis]

Let me guess, you got body switched?

[redwhiteandhero]

Wow how'dja guess.

[redxlitis]

Female intuition!

[redwhiteandhero]

Well that explains a lot.

[redxlitis]

So...how do you feel eh?

[redwhiteandhero]

Kinda squishy.

[redxlitis]

Oh really now?

[redwhiteandhero]

Ayup~

[redxlitis]

Really, you better not be plotting something.

[redwhiteandhero]

Hey, hey now ,where did that come from all the sudden?! You're trying to say I'm not trustworthy or something?

Why aren't you switched, anyway?

[redxlitis]

I don't know...you're a guy stuck in a girl's body...

Hm...I didn't really eat dinner last night so...

[redwhiteandhero]

Well it's not like I'm thrilled or anything! I mean, important bits are missing! 8|

Huh, so it was the dinner that did it?

[redxlitis]

Riggghhttt.

Yup, something about that soup was odd. Good thing I didn't eat it! ...Or would it be drink?

[redwhiteandhero]

Hey, hey, you doubt me?!

...Huh. What DO you do with soup? Well you eat it with a spoon, right? But you could drink it straight from the bowl, too, so... They ought to make up a word for that!

[redxlitis]

Guys could be a little bit...perverted~

Hm...any ideas?

[redwhiteandhero]

Hey, well so can girls! >P

How about something like... glurp? Nah, that sounds kinda gross. Huh. Well I'll think of something soon!