**031CELO. (its personal to the reader)
I'm afraid there might be some serious problem-solving in order. And by "afraid" I of course mean "epically thrilled" mostly because it looks like a way to relieve this safety-ordinance-spawned boredom that I'm getting so incredibly tired of. Look, okay, I know I'm here because I got chased out of Red but c'mon, seriously, what's home if not the place where you stir up the most justified trouble? And I'm going to have to get used to this place for at least a little while, right~? Of course, that's going to require some compromise, but hey, what am I if not a brilliant negotiator~~~?
Yeah, yeah, okay maybe it's not so bad. Kankurou's pretty much the most entertaining thing since ever, Anko's adorable when she's sleepy, and Gaara's actually not so hopelessly mysanthropic at three am in the morning. My sleeping schedules getting completely fucked up (I've been going to sleep at around seven and waking up at four o' clock. And that's morning time to afternoon. Not great, really, but it means I'm more than awake to aggravate everyone when they're at their most defenseless. ...it's probably bad that I now see that as a perk, right?) so I'm practically nocturnal now. It's weird.
But, I mean, I'm not dead and that's always nice.
Yeah, yeah, okay maybe it's not so bad. Kankurou's pretty much the most entertaining thing since ever, Anko's adorable when she's sleepy, and Gaara's actually not so hopelessly mysanthropic at three am in the morning. My sleeping schedules getting completely fucked up (I've been going to sleep at around seven and waking up at four o' clock. And that's morning time to afternoon. Not great, really, but it means I'm more than awake to aggravate everyone when they're at their most defenseless. ...it's probably bad that I now see that as a perk, right?) so I'm practically nocturnal now. It's weird.
But, I mean, I'm not dead and that's always nice.