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*011CELO. (does sex get less fun when legality isn't an issue?)

Oct 10, 2007 14:42

Happy birthday.

To myself.

I guess.

I almost forgot it was today.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT.

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artindenial October 11 2007, 00:26:34 UTC

Legality, yeah?

Happy 18th.

redwhite_impact October 11 2007, 00:28:34 UTC

-snorts-

Legality.

The fuck is that supposed to mean to anybody, I wonder?

I'll have to go get myself presents now, I suppose.

artindenial October 11 2007, 00:33:08 UTC

Not much to me, yeah. Legality is just a word for less-dangerous sex.

... and God that's sad as shit, yeah. At least go with someone.

redwhite_impact October 11 2007, 01:11:24 UTC

You do less-dangerous sex?

(And why should I? ._.)

artindenial October 11 2007, 01:19:30 UTC

Being legal is one less charge on the certiff', yeah.

(Because it's your birthday, yeah.)

redwhite_impact October 11 2007, 01:23:55 UTC

-snorts-

The government isn't dangerous.

They're just stubborn. ♥

(Assuming I wasn't a test tube baby.

Or, like, hatched or something.

Who the fuck really knows?

It doesn't really matter.)

artindenial October 11 2007, 01:33:42 UTC

-wary look-

You're ignorant to what it does when it's pissed off then, yeah. But if you did know the extent of what it can and does do I would be even more depressed.

(The fuck are you talking about, yeah?

Come to my house. I'll take you out somewhere.)

redwhite_impact October 11 2007, 01:48:30 UTC

I'm young.

What can I say?

You've had more experience than I have, I don't doubt. I'm a good runner in six inch heels. It's a talent that's gotten me out of a bad fix more than a couple of times. But Christ, don't get depressed about it. Youth is youth.

(I don't want to go anywhere. -unhappy look-)

artindenial October 11 2007, 01:51:59 UTC

(... Get off your lazy ass and get to my house, yeah.)

redwhite_impact October 11 2007, 01:53:14 UTC

(-sighs- Fine.)

artindenial October 11 2007, 02:04:51 UTC

(-snort- You sound as if you don't want to go, yeah.)

redwhite_impact October 11 2007, 02:06:26 UTC

(That is what I said, you'll remember.

Anything I need to bring with me? Sleeping bag? Toothbrush? Corset with dangles that go around-and-around-and-around like this?)

artindenial October 11 2007, 02:09:07 UTC

(Quit being such a godfucking douchebag, yeah.

Depends on how long you wanna stay, yeah. And for the record, you look a helluva lot better in pants.)

redwhite_impact October 11 2007, 02:14:23 UTC

(-rolls eyes- Oh, I'm sorry, is there suddenly a law against me not liking my birthday? I can't really abide by it if there is - long-standing tradition, you know? How the fuck am I supposed to stultify my own self-loathing if I don't hate my birthday? I mean really now.

And thanks. I guess. I try. Probably too hard.)

artindenial October 11 2007, 02:19:52 UTC

(There's a law against brats taking things for granted, yeah. It's called Karma. And when you stop having birthdays is when you're six feet under and you've got no life fuckin' left, yeah. Enjoy the fact that you're still breathing >/

That's cute. Ish. But not really.)

redwhite_impact October 11 2007, 02:24:44 UTC

(I can't dignify that with a response without sounding like an egotistical ass, and so we're just going to stick by the fact that you're wrong and leave it at that. ♥

Not liking your own birthday has nothing to do with appreciating your own life. And who the fuck says I have to? I'm young. I'm dumb. I can afford not to.

It's not. It's pathetic, really.)

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