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redwhite_impact

**007CELO. (in secret)

Sep 30, 2007 07:22

....uh. Yeah.

(Oh fuck.)

This week's been-

........yeah.

(Weird as all fuckin hell.)

In a good way some ways.

Not bad in other ways, I guess.

Just...

Weird.

OhgodIcantotallyfeelhimonmyskinTHISISSOFUCKED.The water's up to our steps outside. Ji-ji and ba-ba are thinking about moving us since we're afraid the house is gunna flood. I feel kind ( Read more... )

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straydog_eyes September 30 2007, 21:10:43 UTC

Oh, Naruto, it's okay. There's water in the basement (which is absolutely disgusting, by the way, it's black), which would be a problem if there was actually anything to store down there. Patients are getting a little unruly, but nothing I can't handle.

I'm pretty sure Sai's fine, even though I haven't heard from him in while. He has people to stay with, though...

[Private]

Anyway, what I wanted to say was that if you see anyone on the street who's presenting symptoms like coughing or open wounds, stay away from them, okay? Tell them where the clinic is, but don't touch them under any circumstances, do you understand me?

redwhite_impact October 1 2007, 04:04:49 UTC

I hope so. (I'm worried about you but I don't know how I'd get there, at this rate. Though, I suppose I'll have to figure out some mode of transportation soon or I'm going to drive myself insane.) As soon as the rain stops, you know I'll be over to help bail that sucker out but at the moment I can't see the good it'll do if (a) you don't have anything down there and (b) it's still coming down.

If anything urgent comes up, get in contact with me somehow. The grapevine's a little jumbled at the moment, but if you need me send for me, doesn't matter how, and I'll be there yeah?

....Sai'll take care of himself. He's pretty good at that.

[ P R I V A T E ]

Is something going around?

straydog_eyes October 1 2007, 05:59:28 UTC

Kids your age shouldn't worry so much. (Naruto, I'm more than capable of taking care of everything on my own. Don't sacrifice safety in favor of wanderlust.

redwhite_impact October 1 2007, 14:43:09 UTC

Pft. Kids my age don't think half as much as they should. (I know, I know. I believe you. Just- I don't think wanderlust gets to the real bottom of it. Don't be afraid to ask me for help if you need it.) Holding people down, I can manage.

[Private]

I promise.

(I'll tell my friends.)

straydog_eyes October 2 2007, 00:42:36 UTC

...I suppose you're right. ( Do you want to tell me what does? Don't worry, I promise I'll find you if I need you.) That's reassuring, there are some worrisomely large men coming in now. Thus far, they've been pretty polite but I don't have the drugs to spare if they get...restless.

[Private]

Thank you. And stay out of Cena, Naruto, I'm not kidding.

redwhite_impact October 2 2007, 04:00:19 UTC

Of course I'm right. Teenagers I can handle. For serious. (I will as soon as I figure out what the hell is wrong with me. And, or (possibly) why I have absolutely no shame whatsoever, and would actively volunteer myself to be humiliated because of my sad lack of restraint and bad judgment. Which comes first. Good. I promise to keep myself available.)

Don't take politeness for anything it's not. You know that, though.

[Private]

I'll try but I don't know if I can, that's what I'm saying.

Rin, is it possible to contract insanity? I don't know, like a cold or something? I don't get colds frankly, so I didn't know who else to ask.

straydog_eyes October 2 2007, 04:45:28 UTC

Mmhmm, I believe you. (Shameless, humiliated, with bad judgment - let me guess. Boy trouble? )

I do know that. I also know a neat trick involving the solar plexus.

[Private]

...

...While I was initially about to say "No." and make a derisive comment, insanity as an infectious disease makes...a disturbing amount of sense. Maybe it's an STD...?

redwhite_impact October 2 2007, 18:04:19 UTC

You ought to. (In the worst of ways. Like "just barely know this guy's name" type of ways. It's bad. Really fucking horrible. I'm really contemplating hurting something.)

Good. You're good. (Don't let them get away with shit.)

[Private]

OH JESUS GOD IT BETTER FUCKIN NOT BE.

straydog_eyes October 2 2007, 19:19:40 UTC

( He's probably not worth the trouble. They never are. )

(Cross my heart.)

[Private]

...Oh God, Naruto. Are you at least being careful?

redwhite_impact October 3 2007, 02:03:34 UTC

(No. He's probably not. He's probably the worst guy out there that I could ever go for. Honest to God about this.)

(You know I love you, yeah?)

[Private]

I'm trying, dammit God but I'm trying.

straydog_eyes October 3 2007, 02:15:28 UTC

( That's certainly saying something, considering some of your...acquaintances. )

(That's what they all say. ♥ )

[Private]

Do you want me to give you the Sex Talk? Because I will. I really, really will. I have diagrams and I am not afraid to use them.

redwhite_impact October 3 2007, 02:37:39 UTC

(I know. Trust me I know.)

(But I meeeeaaaannnnn ittttttt. ♥)

[Private]

It's not the Sex Talk that I need. It's the sanity talk. Do you have one of those? Because I definitely need one. I need the "You Can't Be In Love With Him If All You Know Is His Name" talk. I need the "You Can't Be In Love With Him HAVING ONLY MET HIM FUCKING TWICE YOU RETARD" talk.

I need help.

And I don't know what's wrong with me, even.

straydog_eyes October 3 2007, 03:01:00 UTC

( Just checking. )

( Mmhmm, sure you do. )

[Private]

I nurse prostitutes for a living, I have lots of Talks. So allow me to begin with this one: Lust is not love. Which is good, because love blows.

You're a teenage boy, kiddo, that's not gonna go away any time soon.

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