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I went to confession today at school. It was really, really bizarre. Bizarre like woah. I told him I hated the Church and how it tries to legislate my morality (thanks PB) and how it's just super bad. I felt guiltier when I left. It'll only be today for half an hour, and I've still got to do thirty-five Hail Marys. Crud. I made him listen to me talk about
-not be patient with people
-think I'm the shit
-eat too much
-drink too much
-sleep too much
-sex too much
-make fun of everyone
-be cynical
-be mean
-complain too much
-frappucinos during Lent
-read Cliffs Notes instead
-laugh at crass jokes
-ignore parents
-alienate parents
-waste parents' money
-crash and burn on diet
-hate school
-hate literature, art, and music
-pretend to understand above
-be pretentious
-be a big jerk