Further to my last entry...
JARED PADALECKI LOOKS PERFECT BUT...
Due to the ridiculous amount of perfection in my last fairly pic spam heavy post of all that is Jared on a beach in Rio shirtless I have been forced to compose a post for the sake of my own sanity and also that of others who are beginning to feel that no one will ever measure up to Jared as long as he is in existence. I HAVE THE ANSWER. This post will be for you all to help me point out the flaws of Jared. He has them I swear. The man is human. He is flawed I just know it, we just have to dig deep.
Please respond in the comments with your observations on Jared Padalecki Flaws you have noticed.
I shall start us off.
JaredPadaleckiFlaw#1: The man is, according to Jensen (who never EVER makes shit up about Jared by the way) CONSTANTLY LATE. I don't know about the rest of you but that habit does make me a lil twitchy and then depending on how late and where to it can move from twitchy to repressed ragey. That shit is annoying as all hell. And it would make me totally grumpy with him for at least...the three seconds it takes for that stupid, dimpled, earnestly apologetic smile to blind me. *sigh*
JaredPadaleckiFlaw#2: *thinks* ..... *thinks some more* ..... Inordinately large amounts of gas emissions and I'm not talking CO2 here. Don't get me wrong, that shit is hilarious on gag reels and when it happens to other people but quite frankly Jared is not perfect enough to have his flatulence smell like roses. Jensen's eyes watering in the Season 2 gag reel is testament to this fact. Farts are not funny Jared - you either need to get a nutritionist or take some Degas.
Okay...that's all I've got. It's clearly not enough because apparently all I have to do is look at the pictures on my last post to start making excuses to cover him for the above two flaws...that's not how this post is supposed to work. Help me flist!
ETA: AHA! Success so far...
thanks to samm_901 I have:
JaredPadaleckiFlaw#3: Jared has been known from time to time to interrupt people whilst they are speaking. This is so not attractive Jared. I mean I know it is just your natural exuberance and enthusiasm and sheer joie de vivre shining through when you do this and you don't mean to be rude but to be quite honest you need to be a little more aware of it. People do love to hear what you say (and quite frankly I don't really care a whit if you do interrupt them as long as I get to hear you talking) but if they are trying to give you full information this is probably something you need to pull back on.
thanks to katwoman76 for this gem:
JaredPadaleckiFlaw#4: Jared doesn't sit still long enough in Con Panels for the noobie Con photographers to get good pics of him. I swear I nearly said something I was getting so twitchy about it. I mean I'd take a bunch...check em immediately delete nearly all of them...then I'd glare up at Jared's fidgeting ass for all of two seconds before I'd promptly forget what I was mad about. HA! really that's another flaw right there. He's very good at distracting people from the train of thoughts. In fact he completely derails them. Renders them downright slack jawed in a cerebral way. (I always remember to close my mouth, always)
That's four flisties! We're going great. This is certainly helping. ... probably.
Due to the ridiculous amount of perfection in my last fairly pic spam heavy post of all that is Jared on a beach in Rio shirtless I have been forced to compose a post for the sake of my own sanity and also that of others who are beginning to feel that no one will ever measure up to Jared as long as he is in existence. I HAVE THE ANSWER. This post will be for you all to help me point out the flaws of Jared. He has them I swear. The man is human. He is flawed I just know it, we just have to dig deep.
Please respond in the comments with your observations on Jared Padalecki Flaws you have noticed.
I shall start us off.
JaredPadaleckiFlaw#1: The man is, according to Jensen (who never EVER makes shit up about Jared by the way) CONSTANTLY LATE. I don't know about the rest of you but that habit does make me a lil twitchy and then depending on how late and where to it can move from twitchy to repressed ragey. That shit is annoying as all hell. And it would make me totally grumpy with him for at least...the three seconds it takes for that stupid, dimpled, earnestly apologetic smile to blind me. *sigh*
JaredPadaleckiFlaw#2: *thinks* ..... *thinks some more* ..... Inordinately large amounts of gas emissions and I'm not talking CO2 here. Don't get me wrong, that shit is hilarious on gag reels and when it happens to other people but quite frankly Jared is not perfect enough to have his flatulence smell like roses. Jensen's eyes watering in the Season 2 gag reel is testament to this fact. Farts are not funny Jared - you either need to get a nutritionist or take some Degas.
Okay...that's all I've got. It's clearly not enough because apparently all I have to do is look at the pictures on my last post to start making excuses to cover him for the above two flaws...that's not how this post is supposed to work. Help me flist!
ETA: AHA! Success so far...
thanks to samm_901 I have:
JaredPadaleckiFlaw#3: Jared has been known from time to time to interrupt people whilst they are speaking. This is so not attractive Jared. I mean I know it is just your natural exuberance and enthusiasm and sheer joie de vivre shining through when you do this and you don't mean to be rude but to be quite honest you need to be a little more aware of it. People do love to hear what you say (and quite frankly I don't really care a whit if you do interrupt them as long as I get to hear you talking) but if they are trying to give you full information this is probably something you need to pull back on.
thanks to katwoman76 for this gem:
JaredPadaleckiFlaw#4: Jared doesn't sit still long enough in Con Panels for the noobie Con photographers to get good pics of him. I swear I nearly said something I was getting so twitchy about it. I mean I'd take a bunch...check em immediately delete nearly all of them...then I'd glare up at Jared's fidgeting ass for all of two seconds before I'd promptly forget what I was mad about. HA! really that's another flaw right there. He's very good at distracting people from the train of thoughts. In fact he completely derails them. Renders them downright slack jawed in a cerebral way. (I always remember to close my mouth, always)
That's four flisties! We're going great. This is certainly helping. ... probably.