Happy V-Day!
To my Flist, new friends and old friends, I just want to wish you all a happy, happy
New Year Valentine's Day! Hopefully, you're not a sad spinster (at the tender
age of 21, I might add) like me, sitting at home reading slash fan fiction to pass the
crushingly lonely hours, but are indeed out drinking jello shots off your plus one's
naked belly or sharing in ogling the opposite sex with a friend. I hope you all are
having fun and staying safe and please, for the love of all that's holy and good in the
world, don't be a fool. Wrap your tool.