holy hell this is long, you better appreciate it allison
your full name:: Matthew Paul
age:: 30
height:: 6'1"
natural hair colour:: brown
eye colour:: brown
number of siblings:: 2, well 3 now, my parents adopted a little girl, 2 natural
glasses/contacts?:: glasses
piercings:: 0
tattoos:: 2
braces?:: no
favourite
colour:: blue
band:: Ashes Remain
song:: muse - time is running out
stuffed animal:: pooh, the same one i've had for 30 years
video game:: Halo
tv show:: Seinfeld
movie:: I dunno, Matrix
book:: Bible
food:: buffalo chicken strips
game on a cell phone:: reversi
cd cover:: Grateful Dead - American Beauty
flower:: Gerber Daisy? I dunno
scent;; pizza
animal:: cats
comic book:: none
cereal:: fruity pebbles
website:: soulhorizon.com
cartoon:: strong bad
do you
play an instrument?:: no
watch tv more than 60 hours a week?:: hell no
like to sing?:: no
have a job?:: yes
have a cell phone?:: yes
like to play sports?:: yes, all of em
have a boyfriend/girlfriend?:: no
have a crush on someone?:: yes
live somewhere not in the united states?:: no
have more than 5 tvs in your house?:: no
have any special talents/skills?:: no
excercise daily?:: i try, but i always miss a day here or there
like school?:: no
can you
sing the alphabet backwards?:: doubtful
stand on your tip toes without wearing shoes?:: i dunno
speak any other languages?:: not well
go a day without food?:: hell no
stay up for more than 24 hours?:: probably, never really tried
read music, not just tabs?:: no
roll your tongue?:: no
eat a whole pizza?:: yes, do it too often
have you ever
snuck out of the house?:: yes
cried to get out of trouble?:: no
gotten lost in your city?:: no
been to any other countries besides the united states?:: yes, many
had a serious surgery?:: what is serious? I had a hernia operation
stolen something important to someone else?:: no
solved a rubiks cube?:: yes
gone out in public in your pajamas?:: yes
cried over a girl?:: yes
cried over a boy?:: umm, no
kissed a random stranger?:: yes
hugged a random stranger?:: yes
been in a fist fight?:: yes
been arrested?:: yes
done drugs?:: yes
had alcohol?:: yes
laughed and had milk come out of your nose?:: yes
pushed all the buttons on an elevator?:: yes hehe
gone to school only to find you had the day off because of a holiday/etc?:: yes
swore at your parents?:: yes
been to warped tour?:: no
kicked a guy where it hurts?:: yes
been in love?:: yes
been close to love?:: yes
been to a casino?:: no
ran over an animal and killed it?:: yes
gotten stitches?:: yes
had a waterballoon fight in winter?:: yes
drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour?:: no
made homemade muffins?:: no, but i have bisquits
bitten someone?:: yes
been to disneyland/disneyworld?:: yes
more than 5 times?:: no
been to niagra falls?:: no
burped in someones face?:: yes
gotten the chicken pox?:: no
whens the last time you
brushed your teeth:: this morning
went to the bathroom:: a couple hours ago
saw a movie in theaters:: few weeks ago
read a book:: pfft, i can't remember
had a snow day:: pfft, i work, we don't get snow days
had a party:: every nights a party at my place it seems
had a slumber party:: when i was a kid
made fun of someone:: tonight at Hard Rock Cafe
tripped in front of someone:: yesterday
went to the grocery store:: week or so ago
got sick:: been over a year since i've been really sick
cursed:: i just said shit so i could put right now =P
pick one
fruit/vegetables:: fruit.
black/white:: black.
lights on/lights off:: depends
tv/movie:: movie
car/truck:: car
body spray/lotion:: spray
cash/check:: cash
pillows/blankets:: both
headache/stomach ache:: headache
paint/charcoal:: paint
chinese food/mexican food:: chinese
summer/winter:: summer
snow/rain:: snow
fog/misty:: fog
rock/rap:: rock,
meat/vegetarian:: meat
boy/girl:: girl
chocolate/vanilla:: chocolate
sprinkles/icing:: icing
cake/pie:: cake
french toast/french fries:: french toast
strawberries/blueberries:: strawberries
ocean/swimming pool:: pool
hugs/kisses:: both
cookies/muffins:: cookies
p33n/bewbz:: bewbz
wallet/pocket:: wallet
window/door:: window
emo/goth:: prep
pink/purple:: neither, blue
cat/dog:: cat
long sleeve/short sleeve:: short
pants/shorts:: shorts
winter break/spring break:: spring
spring/autumn:: i like them both equally
clouds/clear sky:: clear
moon/mars:: moon
friendship
how many friends do you have?:: lots
what are their names?:: meagan, brandon, sarah, schwartz, jeff, brad, brent, rob, jake, jacob, mike, janette, josh, ben, ben, eileen, kirsten, mary, rob, mark and on and on it goes.
do you have a best friend?:: yes
have you ever liked one of your friends?:: yes
do you have more guy friends or more girl friends?:: guys
have you ever lost a friend?:: yes
have you ever gone to an amusement park with a friend?:: yes
whats an inside joke between you and a friend?:: hmmmm, if i tell it, it's no longer an inside joke
have you ever gotten in a big arguement with a friend?:: yes
whats the nicest thing youve ever done for a friend?:: sent flowers on birthday?
whats the nicest thing a friend has ever done for you?:: loved me
do you miss any of your old friends?:: yes
what friend have you known the longest?:: sarah if that counts, but she used to be my wife, now just a friend, so I guess mark otherwise, have known him since college
do you regret anything youve done to a friend?:: no
how often do you spend time with your friends?:: a good amount, i should spread my time around better
do any of your friends drive?:: yes, all
has a friend of yours ever died?:: no, thank god! I don't do well with death
whats the dumbest thing youve done with a friend?:: haha, naked basketball =P
what do you think your friends think of you?:: most think that i'm crazy and will do most anything with a little pushing
love and all that crap
have you ever been in love?:: yes
if you have, with who?:: a few girlies in my day
are you single?:: yes
are you in a relationship?:: no
if so, for how long?:: n/a
do you believe there is someone for everyone?:: no
what is your idea of the best date?:: ravens game =P hehe, no just kidding, somewhere we can just sit and talk.
what was your first kiss like?:: really don't remember
how old were you when you got your first kiss?:: 11 or 12, i really don't remember
do you think love is a load of shit?:: no, it's the greatest thing next to god
whats the best experiance youve ever had with the opposite sex?:: no comment
if you are single, have you had any boyfriends/girlfriends before?:: yes
have you ever been dumped?:: yes
have you ever dumped someone?:: yes
whats the most sexual thing youve done with the opposite sex?:: sex =P
word association
slippers:: stupid
hat:: red
hard:: hahahahhaha
free:: willy
space:: dark
taste:: pizza
good charlotte:: good
red:: swine =)
deep:: ocean
heart:: love
cord:: guitar
cheese:: cheddar
rain:: wet
work:: fun
pedal:: metal
head:: ache
bed:: comfy
fluff:: duff
hardcore:: i dunno
race:: daytona
knife:: cut
jump:: rope
i....
am:: hungry
want:: dinner
need:: money
crave:: beer
love:: my friends
hate:: debt
did:: not
feel:: happy
miss:: my boys
am annoyed by:: polyeaster, she's turning into ealdrich
would rather:: be eating
am tired of:: not having any money
will always:: be me
silly stuff
what is your favourite genre of music?:: rock
what time is it now?:: 6:39pm
what day is it?:: Wed
whens the last time you called someone?:: 5:45pm
how much money do you have right now?:: less than $100 total, totally negative if you consider all my dept
are you hungry?:: yes
whatcha doin?:: this stupid survey
do you like parades?:: no
do you like the moon?:: yes
what are you going to do when youre done with this?:: eat
isnt cup a funny word when you repeat it over and over?:: no dumb ass
if you could have any magical power what would it be?:: time travel sounds good janette
have you ever had a picnic?:: yes
did you ever have one of those skip-its when you were young?:: no
what about sock em boppers?:: no
are you wearing any socks right now?:: yes
do you think you are
funny?:: yes
pretty?:: no
sarcastic?:: hell no
lazy?:: no
hyper?:: no
friendly?:: depends
evil?:: yes, muhahaha
smart?:: yes
strong?:: yes
talented?:: no
dorky?:: maybe
associate these words with someone you know (or dont know)
high::
skip::
dance:: meagan
lonely:: Janette
pen::
flower::
window::
psycho::
brain freeze::
orange:: Brad
sassy:: Meagan
jelly::
for or against
suicide:: against
love:: for
drunk drivers:: against
airplanes;; for
war:: for
canada:: against
united states:: for
rock music:: for
gay marriage:: against
school:: for
surveys:: for
parents:: against
cars:: for
killing:: generally against
britney spears:: against
coffee:: for the smell of it, against drinking it
pants:: against
would you ever
sky dive?:: yes
play strip poker?:: yes
run away?:: yes
curse at a teacher?:: yes
not take a shower for a week?:: yes
ask someone out?:: yes
lie to someone to make them think better of you?:: no
visit a foreign country for more than a month?:: yes
go scuba diving?:: yes
write a book?:: yes
become a rockstar?:: yes
have casual sex?:: no
last questions
what shampoo do you use?:: equate brand
whens the last time you did something sexual with the opposite sex?:: back when i was still married
what kind of computer do you have?:: custom built mine
what grade are you in?:: i graduated to real life, dammit, i wanna go back!
do you like to throw popcorn at people in the movies?:: yes
or just make out?:: yes
how many posters do you have in your room?:: none
how many cds do you have?:: a few hundred
what time is it now?:: 6:45pm
age:: 30
height:: 6'1"
natural hair colour:: brown
eye colour:: brown
number of siblings:: 2, well 3 now, my parents adopted a little girl, 2 natural
glasses/contacts?:: glasses
piercings:: 0
tattoos:: 2
braces?:: no
favourite
colour:: blue
band:: Ashes Remain
song:: muse - time is running out
stuffed animal:: pooh, the same one i've had for 30 years
video game:: Halo
tv show:: Seinfeld
movie:: I dunno, Matrix
book:: Bible
food:: buffalo chicken strips
game on a cell phone:: reversi
cd cover:: Grateful Dead - American Beauty
flower:: Gerber Daisy? I dunno
scent;; pizza
animal:: cats
comic book:: none
cereal:: fruity pebbles
website:: soulhorizon.com
cartoon:: strong bad
do you
play an instrument?:: no
watch tv more than 60 hours a week?:: hell no
like to sing?:: no
have a job?:: yes
have a cell phone?:: yes
like to play sports?:: yes, all of em
have a boyfriend/girlfriend?:: no
have a crush on someone?:: yes
live somewhere not in the united states?:: no
have more than 5 tvs in your house?:: no
have any special talents/skills?:: no
excercise daily?:: i try, but i always miss a day here or there
like school?:: no
can you
sing the alphabet backwards?:: doubtful
stand on your tip toes without wearing shoes?:: i dunno
speak any other languages?:: not well
go a day without food?:: hell no
stay up for more than 24 hours?:: probably, never really tried
read music, not just tabs?:: no
roll your tongue?:: no
eat a whole pizza?:: yes, do it too often
have you ever
snuck out of the house?:: yes
cried to get out of trouble?:: no
gotten lost in your city?:: no
been to any other countries besides the united states?:: yes, many
had a serious surgery?:: what is serious? I had a hernia operation
stolen something important to someone else?:: no
solved a rubiks cube?:: yes
gone out in public in your pajamas?:: yes
cried over a girl?:: yes
cried over a boy?:: umm, no
kissed a random stranger?:: yes
hugged a random stranger?:: yes
been in a fist fight?:: yes
been arrested?:: yes
done drugs?:: yes
had alcohol?:: yes
laughed and had milk come out of your nose?:: yes
pushed all the buttons on an elevator?:: yes hehe
gone to school only to find you had the day off because of a holiday/etc?:: yes
swore at your parents?:: yes
been to warped tour?:: no
kicked a guy where it hurts?:: yes
been in love?:: yes
been close to love?:: yes
been to a casino?:: no
ran over an animal and killed it?:: yes
gotten stitches?:: yes
had a waterballoon fight in winter?:: yes
drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour?:: no
made homemade muffins?:: no, but i have bisquits
bitten someone?:: yes
been to disneyland/disneyworld?:: yes
more than 5 times?:: no
been to niagra falls?:: no
burped in someones face?:: yes
gotten the chicken pox?:: no
whens the last time you
brushed your teeth:: this morning
went to the bathroom:: a couple hours ago
saw a movie in theaters:: few weeks ago
read a book:: pfft, i can't remember
had a snow day:: pfft, i work, we don't get snow days
had a party:: every nights a party at my place it seems
had a slumber party:: when i was a kid
made fun of someone:: tonight at Hard Rock Cafe
tripped in front of someone:: yesterday
went to the grocery store:: week or so ago
got sick:: been over a year since i've been really sick
cursed:: i just said shit so i could put right now =P
pick one
fruit/vegetables:: fruit.
black/white:: black.
lights on/lights off:: depends
tv/movie:: movie
car/truck:: car
body spray/lotion:: spray
cash/check:: cash
pillows/blankets:: both
headache/stomach ache:: headache
paint/charcoal:: paint
chinese food/mexican food:: chinese
summer/winter:: summer
snow/rain:: snow
fog/misty:: fog
rock/rap:: rock,
meat/vegetarian:: meat
boy/girl:: girl
chocolate/vanilla:: chocolate
sprinkles/icing:: icing
cake/pie:: cake
french toast/french fries:: french toast
strawberries/blueberries:: strawberries
ocean/swimming pool:: pool
hugs/kisses:: both
cookies/muffins:: cookies
p33n/bewbz:: bewbz
wallet/pocket:: wallet
window/door:: window
emo/goth:: prep
pink/purple:: neither, blue
cat/dog:: cat
long sleeve/short sleeve:: short
pants/shorts:: shorts
winter break/spring break:: spring
spring/autumn:: i like them both equally
clouds/clear sky:: clear
moon/mars:: moon
friendship
how many friends do you have?:: lots
what are their names?:: meagan, brandon, sarah, schwartz, jeff, brad, brent, rob, jake, jacob, mike, janette, josh, ben, ben, eileen, kirsten, mary, rob, mark and on and on it goes.
do you have a best friend?:: yes
have you ever liked one of your friends?:: yes
do you have more guy friends or more girl friends?:: guys
have you ever lost a friend?:: yes
have you ever gone to an amusement park with a friend?:: yes
whats an inside joke between you and a friend?:: hmmmm, if i tell it, it's no longer an inside joke
have you ever gotten in a big arguement with a friend?:: yes
whats the nicest thing youve ever done for a friend?:: sent flowers on birthday?
whats the nicest thing a friend has ever done for you?:: loved me
do you miss any of your old friends?:: yes
what friend have you known the longest?:: sarah if that counts, but she used to be my wife, now just a friend, so I guess mark otherwise, have known him since college
do you regret anything youve done to a friend?:: no
how often do you spend time with your friends?:: a good amount, i should spread my time around better
do any of your friends drive?:: yes, all
has a friend of yours ever died?:: no, thank god! I don't do well with death
whats the dumbest thing youve done with a friend?:: haha, naked basketball =P
what do you think your friends think of you?:: most think that i'm crazy and will do most anything with a little pushing
love and all that crap
have you ever been in love?:: yes
if you have, with who?:: a few girlies in my day
are you single?:: yes
are you in a relationship?:: no
if so, for how long?:: n/a
do you believe there is someone for everyone?:: no
what is your idea of the best date?:: ravens game =P hehe, no just kidding, somewhere we can just sit and talk.
what was your first kiss like?:: really don't remember
how old were you when you got your first kiss?:: 11 or 12, i really don't remember
do you think love is a load of shit?:: no, it's the greatest thing next to god
whats the best experiance youve ever had with the opposite sex?:: no comment
if you are single, have you had any boyfriends/girlfriends before?:: yes
have you ever been dumped?:: yes
have you ever dumped someone?:: yes
whats the most sexual thing youve done with the opposite sex?:: sex =P
word association
slippers:: stupid
hat:: red
hard:: hahahahhaha
free:: willy
space:: dark
taste:: pizza
good charlotte:: good
red:: swine =)
deep:: ocean
heart:: love
cord:: guitar
cheese:: cheddar
rain:: wet
work:: fun
pedal:: metal
head:: ache
bed:: comfy
fluff:: duff
hardcore:: i dunno
race:: daytona
knife:: cut
jump:: rope
i....
am:: hungry
want:: dinner
need:: money
crave:: beer
love:: my friends
hate:: debt
did:: not
feel:: happy
miss:: my boys
am annoyed by:: polyeaster, she's turning into ealdrich
would rather:: be eating
am tired of:: not having any money
will always:: be me
silly stuff
what is your favourite genre of music?:: rock
what time is it now?:: 6:39pm
what day is it?:: Wed
whens the last time you called someone?:: 5:45pm
how much money do you have right now?:: less than $100 total, totally negative if you consider all my dept
are you hungry?:: yes
whatcha doin?:: this stupid survey
do you like parades?:: no
do you like the moon?:: yes
what are you going to do when youre done with this?:: eat
isnt cup a funny word when you repeat it over and over?:: no dumb ass
if you could have any magical power what would it be?:: time travel sounds good janette
have you ever had a picnic?:: yes
did you ever have one of those skip-its when you were young?:: no
what about sock em boppers?:: no
are you wearing any socks right now?:: yes
do you think you are
funny?:: yes
pretty?:: no
sarcastic?:: hell no
lazy?:: no
hyper?:: no
friendly?:: depends
evil?:: yes, muhahaha
smart?:: yes
strong?:: yes
talented?:: no
dorky?:: maybe
associate these words with someone you know (or dont know)
high::
skip::
dance:: meagan
lonely:: Janette
pen::
flower::
window::
psycho::
brain freeze::
orange:: Brad
sassy:: Meagan
jelly::
for or against
suicide:: against
love:: for
drunk drivers:: against
airplanes;; for
war:: for
canada:: against
united states:: for
rock music:: for
gay marriage:: against
school:: for
surveys:: for
parents:: against
cars:: for
killing:: generally against
britney spears:: against
coffee:: for the smell of it, against drinking it
pants:: against
would you ever
sky dive?:: yes
play strip poker?:: yes
run away?:: yes
curse at a teacher?:: yes
not take a shower for a week?:: yes
ask someone out?:: yes
lie to someone to make them think better of you?:: no
visit a foreign country for more than a month?:: yes
go scuba diving?:: yes
write a book?:: yes
become a rockstar?:: yes
have casual sex?:: no
last questions
what shampoo do you use?:: equate brand
whens the last time you did something sexual with the opposite sex?:: back when i was still married
what kind of computer do you have?:: custom built mine
what grade are you in?:: i graduated to real life, dammit, i wanna go back!
do you like to throw popcorn at people in the movies?:: yes
or just make out?:: yes
how many posters do you have in your room?:: none
how many cds do you have?:: a few hundred
what time is it now?:: 6:45pm