never have i ever. let's see how i've changed.
(_) I never have been drunk
(x) I never have smoked pot
(_) I never have kissed a member of the opposite sex
(_) I never have kissed a member of the same sex
(x) I never crashed a friend's car
(_) I never rode in a taxi
(x) I never had anal sex
(?) I never have been in love
(x) I never have had sex in public
(x) I never have been dumped
(_) I never shoplifted
(x) I never have been fired
(x) I never have been in a fistfight
(_) I never had a threesome
(_) I never snuck out of my parents' house
(x) I never have been tied up (sexually)
(x) I never have been caught masturbating
(_) I never pissed on myself
(x) I never had sex with a member of the same sex
(x) I never have been arrested
(_) I never made out with a stranger
(x) I never stole something from my job
(x) I never celebrated New Year's in Times Square
(_) I never went on a blind date
(_) I never lied to a friend
(x) I never had a crush on a teacher
(x) I never celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans
(_) I never have been to Europe
(_) I never skipped school
(x) I never slept with a co-worker
(x) I never cut myself on purpose
(x) I never had sex at the office
(x) I never got someone drunk just to have sex with them
(x) I never had sex with my boss
(_) I never have eaten snake meat
(x) I never jumped out of an airplane
(x) I have never been to a nudist event
(x) I never had a permanent residence outside of the state I was born in
(x) I've never had sex with a random internet stranger
(x] I've never broken any bones.
(_) I've never had my writing published.
(x) I have never bungee jumped
(x) I've never fought for my life.
(x) I never have been scuba diving
(_] I never did karaoke
(_) I never...had cyber sex
(x) I've never been a vegetarian
(x) I've never attended college
(x) I have never had a surprise party thrown for me
(_) I have never broken into a house
(x) I have never passed out drunk
(x) I've never fired a gun
(x) I've never been South Australia
(x) I've never dated someone on my friends list
(_) I never have had sex with someone the night I met them
that isn't a good note to end on. haha.
(x) I never have smoked pot
(_) I never have kissed a member of the opposite sex
(_) I never have kissed a member of the same sex
(x) I never crashed a friend's car
(_) I never rode in a taxi
(x) I never had anal sex
(?) I never have been in love
(x) I never have had sex in public
(x) I never have been dumped
(_) I never shoplifted
(x) I never have been fired
(x) I never have been in a fistfight
(_) I never had a threesome
(_) I never snuck out of my parents' house
(x) I never have been tied up (sexually)
(x) I never have been caught masturbating
(_) I never pissed on myself
(x) I never had sex with a member of the same sex
(x) I never have been arrested
(_) I never made out with a stranger
(x) I never stole something from my job
(x) I never celebrated New Year's in Times Square
(_) I never went on a blind date
(_) I never lied to a friend
(x) I never had a crush on a teacher
(x) I never celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans
(_) I never have been to Europe
(_) I never skipped school
(x) I never slept with a co-worker
(x) I never cut myself on purpose
(x) I never had sex at the office
(x) I never got someone drunk just to have sex with them
(x) I never had sex with my boss
(_) I never have eaten snake meat
(x) I never jumped out of an airplane
(x) I have never been to a nudist event
(x) I never had a permanent residence outside of the state I was born in
(x) I've never had sex with a random internet stranger
(x] I've never broken any bones.
(_) I've never had my writing published.
(x) I have never bungee jumped
(x) I've never fought for my life.
(x) I never have been scuba diving
(_] I never did karaoke
(_) I never...had cyber sex
(x) I've never been a vegetarian
(x) I've never attended college
(x) I have never had a surprise party thrown for me
(_) I have never broken into a house
(x) I have never passed out drunk
(x) I've never fired a gun
(x) I've never been South Australia
(x) I've never dated someone on my friends list
(_) I never have had sex with someone the night I met them
that isn't a good note to end on. haha.