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May 02, 2005 16:15

all of these are sadly true for my town. represent.

Driving cars up and down the main drag is a universal high school experience.

You can name everyone you graduated with.

Running from the cops consists of hiding in the cornfield.

You have to name six surrounding towns to explain to people where you're from.

You could never buy cigarettes because all the store clerks knew how old you were and if you were old enough, they would still tell your folks.

It was cool to date someone from the neighboring town.

You refer to anyone with a house newer than 1980 as "rich" people.

The whole school went to the same party after graduation.

You can't help but date a friend's ex-girlfriend.

Your teachers call you by your older siblings names.

The town population increases by one-third when the universities go on break.

Anyone you want can be found at either the Dairy Queen or the feed store. (AKA the CITGO for us)

Directions are given using "the" stop light as a reference.

You decide to walk somewhere for exercise and 5 people pull over and ask if you need a ride.

You schedule parties around the schedule of different police officers, since you know which ones would bust you and which ones wouldn't.

You ever went to parties at a pasture, barn, or in the middle of a dirt road.

i've definitely been to a lot of parties in barns.
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