toilet humor....

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this conversation was too good to go to waste... (haha, get it, WASTE... like poo)

Brian: i got to pooooooooooooooooooooooooop
Jeff: do it!
Jeff: just
Jeff: do
Jeff: it
Jeff: lol

Auto response from Brian: oh boy its an onslaught

Jeff: eww
Brian: im doing it now
Jeff: hahaa
Jeff: nice
Brian: its all hard
Brian: and wow
Brian: its smells
Jeff: oh god
Jeff: wish i was there
Brian: no
Brian: have you seen shaqs show on espn?
Jeff: once, the end of one of the shows
Jeff: his kid is fat
Brian: yea
Brian: his wife aint bad
Brian: its a pretty good show
Brian: its interesting
Brian: i watched like 5 episodes last night
Jeff: cool
Jeff: ill wathcin it soe time fo sho
Brian: damon jones is funny
Brian: my poops is all thick
Brian: like tar butt
Brian: asfault
Brian: get it
Brian: ass-fault
Jeff: ew
Jeff: or um?
Brian: my ass is a fault
Jeff: the fault has a crack
Brian: and the volcanic magma is exploding out of it
Jeff: lol
Brian: too bad its spelt asphault or something like that
Jeff: yeah
Jeff: lams
Brian: yams
Jeff: ew
Jeff: poo is better
Jeff: winny do poo
Brian: yampoo
Jeff: hes such a foo
Jeff: he like to do
Brian: i wash my hair with yampoo
Jeff: you fag

Jeff: i like to eat goo
Brian: i like to eat poo
Jeff: me too!
Brian: gross
Brian: russain lesbain poop sex
Brian: desk poop
Jeff: lol
Jeff: yes!
Brian: booooom!
Jeff: did you explode
Jeff: ?
Brian: no
Brian: the sound the poop makes when i hits the desk
Jeff: oh yeah
Brian: alright
Brian: i need to get back to work on the car
Jeff: ok fool,im going to eat see ya later