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Why is David obsessed with the Michael Jackson case....and its jokes?
cheetos404: How do you know when it's midnight at Michael Jackson's house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
cheetos404: OH SHIT SON!
cheetos404: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?
Acne usually doesn't come on a child's face until he's at least 12.
sgtpepper882000: christ kid
cheetos404: When Michael Jackson throws a party, what do his guests drive?
Tricycles.
cheetos404: Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
A: He thought it was a delivery service.
cheetos404: Q: What's brown and often found in a baby's diaper?
A: Michael Jackson's hand.
sgtpepper882000: HAHAHA. any more?
cheetos404: A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God male or female?"
After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "Well, God is both male and female."
This confuses the little boy so he asks, "Is God black or white?"
"Well, God is both black and white."
This further confuses the boy so he asks, "Is God gay or straight?"
At this the mother is getting concerned, but answers none the less, "Honey, God is both gay and straight."
At this, the boy's face lights up with understanding and he triumphantly asks, "Is God Michael Jackson?"
cheetos404: Pope Benedict 16th, Osama Bin Laden, & Michael Jacskon are on a small plane with 3 boy scouts and a single pilot.
A huge problem occured when the pilot died of a sudden heart attack , and the plane spun out of control. Even worse, it emerged that there were only 3 parachuctes to go between 6 people. The Pope spoke first. "I think we should give them to the boy scouts"
Bin Laden said "What! - no way, screw the boy scouts!" - Michael Jackson's face lit up immediately - "Is there time for that?......."
sgtpepper882000: good lord
cheetos404: How do you neuter Micheal Jackson?
Give him spiked gloves and tell him to sing a song.
sgtpepper882000: HAHA
David...you're my boy, blue.
cheetos404: How do you know when it's midnight at Michael Jackson's house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
cheetos404: OH SHIT SON!
cheetos404: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?
Acne usually doesn't come on a child's face until he's at least 12.
sgtpepper882000: christ kid
cheetos404: When Michael Jackson throws a party, what do his guests drive?
Tricycles.
cheetos404: Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
A: He thought it was a delivery service.
cheetos404: Q: What's brown and often found in a baby's diaper?
A: Michael Jackson's hand.
sgtpepper882000: HAHAHA. any more?
cheetos404: A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God male or female?"
After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "Well, God is both male and female."
This confuses the little boy so he asks, "Is God black or white?"
"Well, God is both black and white."
This further confuses the boy so he asks, "Is God gay or straight?"
At this the mother is getting concerned, but answers none the less, "Honey, God is both gay and straight."
At this, the boy's face lights up with understanding and he triumphantly asks, "Is God Michael Jackson?"
cheetos404: Pope Benedict 16th, Osama Bin Laden, & Michael Jacskon are on a small plane with 3 boy scouts and a single pilot.
A huge problem occured when the pilot died of a sudden heart attack , and the plane spun out of control. Even worse, it emerged that there were only 3 parachuctes to go between 6 people. The Pope spoke first. "I think we should give them to the boy scouts"
Bin Laden said "What! - no way, screw the boy scouts!" - Michael Jackson's face lit up immediately - "Is there time for that?......."
sgtpepper882000: good lord
cheetos404: How do you neuter Micheal Jackson?
Give him spiked gloves and tell him to sing a song.
sgtpepper882000: HAHA
David...you're my boy, blue.