Over at
sherlockbbc,
ginbitch expressed a desire to read about "crazy Sherlockian cocktails". That idea wormed its way into my brain, bounced around in there for a short while, and this piece of silliness popped out.
Behold, the mysterious menu at Bar Sherlock:
ETA: Typo now corrected. Darn, that'll teach me to post late at night. Thanks to the folk who pointed it out (and sorry "Anthea"...even though that's not really your name).
And yes, Sherlock's signature drink was rather inspired by a certain
song by The Cramps. But I don't think I want to know what a high-functioning sociopath would use as a swizzle stick...