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[redrosevertigo]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JIMMY! OH THE JOY! OH THE JOOOOOOOY!
I'm a better person to have gotten to know you and love you, your smile, your wit, your musk. Everything. You are truly, the King of Kings ::cue angelic FruityLoops choir

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[mofojungle]

no no... i get it... thank you

So here's the plan then... you booze me up, I get naked and cut a hole in my "pants" (or lack thereof)... and we have sex responsibly, "Kool-aid" style. And I owe it all to AXE Body Spray (tm).

Huevo Splash you sexy mutha ****a! (tm).