Haha I got this from Nic,! his was better though.

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jessica!

1. South Australia was the first place to allow Jessica to stand for parliament!
2. In Chinese, the sound 'Jessica' means 'bite the wax
   tadpole'!
3. The Jessica-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand Jessica-fights take place there every day.
4. Apples are
   covered with a thin layer of Jessica.
5. Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like Jessica.
6. There is no lead in
   a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with Jessica and water!
7. Jessica can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after
   being decapitated!
8. The Church of Scientology was founded in 1953, at Washington D.C., by Jessica.
9. Plato believed that the souls of melancholy
   people would be reincarnated into Jessica!
10. Grapes explode if you put them inside Jessica.

That's just cheesy, but hey.. gotta love it!