Nov 16, 2002 00:19
ME! I am the Haiku Master, so say the people (of Parkville High School). I share my gift now to you all:
FUN RHYME!
Library Fun Time.
Think of things that are in rhyme!
Nose containing slime.
Green Moon
Nuke Waste on moon place.
No damage to DNA,
Moon Spirits will DIE!
Lanky
4.5 billion,
Half-life of uranium.
I am not his age.
Rocks Feel No Pain
Moon Spirits no like
Nuclear waste on satelite.
But, no damage to rocks.
What is It?
Cake? Is that a cake?
No, something far more EVIL!
WILL DESTROY THE EARTH!
MEXICOLAND
I want some TACOS,
But this is not Mexico.
I want BEANS AND RICE!
Crack
Police to the scene!
Bag of crack in someone’s car.
I have no more crack :(
Red Coats
Hide from Chinaland!
The Red Coats will capture you!
Escape to TILELAND!
T-REX (Deutsch)
Ich bin ein T-REX!
Ich esse viele Leute!
Du sollst Angst haben!