And the winner is...

Nov 16, 2002 00:19

ME! I am the Haiku Master, so say the people (of Parkville High School). I share my gift now to you all:

FUN RHYME!

Library Fun Time.

Think of things that are in rhyme!

Nose containing slime.

Green Moon

Nuke Waste on moon place.

No damage to DNA,

Moon Spirits will DIE!

Lanky

4.5 billion,

Half-life of uranium.

I am not his age.

Rocks Feel No Pain

Moon Spirits no like
Nuclear waste on satelite.

But, no damage to rocks.

What is It?

Cake? Is that a cake?

No, something far more EVIL!

WILL DESTROY THE EARTH!

MEXICOLAND

I want some TACOS,

But this is not Mexico.

I want BEANS AND RICE!

Crack

Police to the scene!

Bag of crack in someone’s car.

I have no more crack :(

Red Coats

Hide from Chinaland!

The Red Coats will capture you!

Escape to TILELAND!

T-REX (Deutsch)

Ich bin ein T-REX!

Ich esse viele Leute!

Du sollst Angst haben!
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