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redrobinhood

2.9 wut

Apr 13, 2010 12:17

Yo people on the islands near the bazaar. If you see a large white furred monster falling out of the sky in an endless loop, DON'T help it out. That sucker's been stalking me all day, trying to eat me or something and every time I ripped it into foam shreds it just reforms and tries again ( Read more... )

lol islands, tired of this shit already, so responsible, still in a bad mood, event = syfy movie night, well somebody had to ask, yeti wants ranger noms, rubber monsters are a ping

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stonyfaced April 13 2010, 19:41:19 UTC

I don't think these things can actually hurt you. I feel a bit sorry for the poor buggers, truth be told.

[Stoneface has a small dragon in his apartment right now, gumming uselessly on a bit of charcoal he gave it. :| DON'T JUDGE, GHOST.]

redrobinhood April 13 2010, 19:48:04 UTC

No but I can't work when there's a monster roaring in my ear and trying to bite my neck.

[Oh there will be JUDGING all right. If only because it's Stoneface]

stonyfaced April 13 2010, 19:51:22 UTC

Tried any less-lethal ways to get rid of it? Such as, oh, saying no in a very stern voice, flicking it on its nose and spraying water at it?

[Starting to realize how strange that sounds coming from the man who carries his weight in metal every day...]

Well, it worked for me, anyway.

oh ho here comes his racism (specism) now. been a while since I could touch on it redrobinhood April 13 2010, 19:54:04 UTC

It's not a puppy, it's a rubber monster. Why bother?

So what you house trained it already?

His wife owns the Sunshine Sanctuary for Sick Dragons, man. SHE MUST HAVE RUBBED OFF ON HIM. XD stonyfaced April 13 2010, 19:59:50 UTC

It didn't seem worth killing it if it was just as easily distracted some other way. If they're harmless, I don't see much reason to got at 'em with my sword.

I don't think he's got the, er, parts. None of 'em seem to have innards at all, in fact.

meanwhile he...captures and occasionally kills rubber monsters for a living. lol redrobinhood April 13 2010, 20:13:18 UTC

I only killed it four times!

B| stonyfaced April 13 2010, 20:23:23 UTC

That might be your problem. I didn't kill the one following me around once, and now he's stopped bothering me. Four times sounds like plenty to me.

redrobinhood April 13 2010, 20:25:36 UTC

I thought about making Blood a coat out of it but it's fake fur is too cheap.

Well since someone let the damn thing respawn I could try it your way. I guess.

[grumble grumble]

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