Or, in other words, you can't make this s*** up.
Darth Vader attacks congregants in Jedi church in Wales Seriously. Go ahead. Click on the link; I'll wait. Don't forget to watch the video. Yes, there's video footage of the attack. Came in handy at the trial.
Is that weird or what? Oh, there's the magic phrase, The court was told he had a "chronic alcohol problem" and had drunk the best part of a 10-litre box of wine. In other words, "alcohol was involved."
So, I just figured I'd share this with y'all, and brighten up your day.
Alex