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Jacky Kennett, who moved to the Cayman Islands with her family from Britain a year ago, was preparing for what could be her first hurricane.
"I went and put fuel in the car, got some money out of the bank, and stopped at the grocery store yesterday to stock up," said Kennett, 47. "I don't want to overreact or anything, but I am worried."
Its the MOTHERFUCKING CAYMAN ISLANDS...
HOW FAR IS THIS STUPID BITCH GONNA DRIVE???
Outta curiosity... I checked on CIA World Factbook and found out the Caymans have 160km of coastline. So like... even on the biggest island, bitch ain't gonna travel more than 100 miles even if she completely circles the entire island. Don't worry Jacky, you certainly aren't overreacting or anything. Everyone knows driving around in circles in your car is the BEST way to avoid a hurricane.
I'd like to go fly down there just to smack her stupid face.
"I went and put fuel in the car, got some money out of the bank, and stopped at the grocery store yesterday to stock up," said Kennett, 47. "I don't want to overreact or anything, but I am worried."
Its the MOTHERFUCKING CAYMAN ISLANDS...
HOW FAR IS THIS STUPID BITCH GONNA DRIVE???
Outta curiosity... I checked on CIA World Factbook and found out the Caymans have 160km of coastline. So like... even on the biggest island, bitch ain't gonna travel more than 100 miles even if she completely circles the entire island. Don't worry Jacky, you certainly aren't overreacting or anything. Everyone knows driving around in circles in your car is the BEST way to avoid a hurricane.
I'd like to go fly down there just to smack her stupid face.