Title: Pretty Floral Bonnet
Fandom: Firefly
Rating: PG
Word Count: 100
Written for: Still_grrr 056
Characters: Mal, Jayne, Zoe
Disclaimer: Joss owns Firefly. I have a computer and DVD's.
Mal tied the ribbon on the bonnet and readjusted his skirts so he could draw his gun without getting it tangled. “How do I look?” he asked, turning around.
“Like no woman I ever saw.”
“Aw, don’t pay Jayne no mind, sir,” reassured Zoe, her lips twitching like she was trying not to laugh. “You look very fetching.”
Mal pulled his dignity ‘round him like a shawl. “Just remember, it takes a real man to wear a dress.”
“What’re you talking ‘bout, Mal?” Jayne asked as they climbed into the wagon. “Dresses are nothing. It’s them shoes that’ll kill ya.”