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Jun 29, 2007 23:53

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getahippy June 30 2007, 04:14:49 UTC

Is your eye still red? I thought it might have faded to pink by now.

redribbonboy June 30 2007, 04:16:59 UTC

I've started glowing in the dark.

getahippy June 30 2007, 04:19:57 UTC

That's not entirely unexpected. You should stay away from any electronic devices that are likely to explode.

Have you been feeling any intense and inexplicable rage?

redribbonboy June 30 2007, 04:21:46 UTC

I think some of the ducks may be reacting to being in the same room as me.

Shinya left his sock hanging out of the drawer.

getahippy June 30 2007, 04:23:57 UTC

You asked me to splice duck genes into your DNA. I'm still not sure what effect that will have.

I'll see about buying some pills for you off the internet.

redribbonboy June 30 2007, 04:29:30 UTC

Well, it can't be BAD.

For what?

getahippy June 30 2007, 04:34:10 UTC

I don't think you'll grow feathers. I think we'd need to construct an artificial womb and inject growth hormones to do that. Those are expensive.

They might help keep you calm, in case anyone makes any sudden movements around you.

redribbonboy June 30 2007, 04:37:46 UTC

That sounds like a fanfiction I read a little while back.

A mosquito bit me.

getahippy June 30 2007, 04:39:51 UTC

Do you have a link?

... You killed it, right? I don't want to be held responsible for a new mutant breed of giant mosquitos.

redribbonboy June 30 2007, 04:42:28 UTC

I could IM you about it. It's not ducks, it's horses.

Should I have killed it?

getahippy June 30 2007, 04:45:23 UTC

My AIM is suck my 8 balls.

Hopefully it will die before it breeds.

redribbonboy June 30 2007, 04:49:03 UTC

Sent you the link. Don't read it all at once.

It's attacking my ducks.

getahippy June 30 2007, 04:52:00 UTC

Follow these instructions:

1. Look directly at the mosquito.

2. Think very hard about the Popcorn microwave setting.

3. Continue this until the mosquito explodes.

redribbonboy June 30 2007, 04:55:05 UTC

The mosquito has turned into bloody popcorn.

getahippy June 30 2007, 04:58:24 UTC

You probably shouldn't eat it. Dispose of it carefully. Preferably it should be sealed in a lead container and launched into outer space.

redribbonboy June 30 2007, 04:59:48 UTC

What happens if it's already been eaten?

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