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Jun 29, 2007 23:53
It's Tennis Time.
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getahippy
June 30 2007, 04:14:49 UTC
Is your eye still red? I thought it might have faded to pink by now.
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redribbonboy
June 30 2007, 04:16:59 UTC
I've started glowing in the dark.
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getahippy
June 30 2007, 04:19:57 UTC
That's not entirely unexpected. You should stay away from any electronic devices that are likely to explode.
Have you been feeling any intense and inexplicable rage?
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redribbonboy
June 30 2007, 04:21:46 UTC
I think some of the ducks may be reacting to being in the same room as me.
Shinya left his sock hanging out of the drawer.
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getahippy
June 30 2007, 04:23:57 UTC
You asked me to splice duck genes into your DNA. I'm still not sure what effect that will have.
I'll see about buying some pills for you off the internet.
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redribbonboy
June 30 2007, 04:29:30 UTC
Well, it can't be BAD.
For what?
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getahippy
June 30 2007, 04:34:10 UTC
I don't think you'll grow feathers. I think we'd need to construct an artificial womb and inject growth hormones to do that. Those are expensive.
They might help keep you calm, in case anyone makes any sudden movements around you.
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redribbonboy
June 30 2007, 04:37:46 UTC
That sounds like a fanfiction I read a little while back.
A mosquito bit me.
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getahippy
June 30 2007, 04:39:51 UTC
Do you have a link?
... You killed it, right? I don't want to be held responsible for a new mutant breed of giant mosquitos.
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redribbonboy
June 30 2007, 04:42:28 UTC
I could IM you about it. It's not ducks, it's horses.
Should I have killed it?
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getahippy
June 30 2007, 04:45:23 UTC
My AIM is suck my 8 balls.
Hopefully it will die before it breeds.
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redribbonboy
June 30 2007, 04:49:03 UTC
Sent you the link. Don't read it all at once.
It's attacking my ducks.
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getahippy
June 30 2007, 04:52:00 UTC
Follow these instructions:
1. Look directly at the mosquito.
2. Think very hard about the Popcorn microwave setting.
3. Continue this until the mosquito explodes.
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redribbonboy
June 30 2007, 04:55:05 UTC
The mosquito has turned into bloody popcorn.
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getahippy
June 30 2007, 04:58:24 UTC
You probably shouldn't eat it. Dispose of it carefully. Preferably it should be sealed in a lead container and launched into outer space.
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redribbonboy
June 30 2007, 04:59:48 UTC
What happens if it's already been eaten?
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Have you been feeling any intense and inexplicable rage?
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Shinya left his sock hanging out of the drawer.
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I'll see about buying some pills for you off the internet.
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For what?
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They might help keep you calm, in case anyone makes any sudden movements around you.
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A mosquito bit me.
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... You killed it, right? I don't want to be held responsible for a new mutant breed of giant mosquitos.
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Should I have killed it?
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Hopefully it will die before it breeds.
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It's attacking my ducks.
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1. Look directly at the mosquito.
2. Think very hard about the Popcorn microwave setting.
3. Continue this until the mosquito explodes.
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