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[redribbonboy]

I lost my eye.

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[slobberymongrel]

It wont be just your eye if you cross Bigpaws Wigwam again.

[redribbonboy]

Bigpaws Wigwam is going down next time. I'll get you on Little Big Pond.

[slobberymongrel]

You think you're so clever, choosing that battle site. A little water wont deter my troops. We have a paddle named after us.

[redribbonboy]

Maybe a little water won't deter you. But how well will you fare against the diving ducks?

[slobberymongrel]

....Diving ducks??

[redribbonboy]

Have you ever seen a duck dive for fish?

[slobberymongrel]

Once I saw a stork puke into a baby stork's mouth on the tellyvisual.

[redribbonboy]

I don't care about storks.

[slobberymongrel]

Thats sort of bigoted of you.

[redribbonboy]

Yeah. Well. You would say that, wouldn't you General Wrath.

[slobberymongrel]

Thats Chief Wrath. Im the indians, you're the cowboys.

[redribbonboy]

You said we'd get to trade after a little while.

[slobberymongrel]

You wouldnt make a good indian. You havent got the right Heapum Big Strong figure. Ducks have terrible biceps.

[redribbonboy]

The ducks look better in the feather headbands than the soldier caps.

[slobberymongrel]

Shouldnt ducks wearing plucked feathers be a kind of heresy?

[redribbonboy]

It makes them feel dangerous.