I love dogs.

[redribbonboy]

Comments

[kyonsmith]

That's rather terrifying. Why are you eating the poor thing?

[slobberymongrel]

Because he's an awful bastard. Viva la resistance.

[kyonsmith]

I'm a little wary of joining organizations I'm not familiar with. What exactly do you do?

...And who are you, anyway?

[slobberymongrel]

Read the flyer, mate. We keep the duck contingent from taking over the world and turning us all into slaves, incubating their eggs for them, grooming their plummage, etc. Its a thankless, neverending war, but at least duck is tasty.

Oh! Have I not introduced myself? My apologies! Sirius Black's the name, wizard, auror, extremely handsome, etc etc. What do they call you then?

[kyonsmith]

I'm already in an organisation that claims its purpose is to "save the world by overloading it with fun", but I'm not sure how we do that despite being a member for over a year. How do you do battle against the ducks? How can I help?

Nice to meet you, uh, Black-san. They call me Kyon.