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[redribbonboy]

I hate Shinya.

But at least now I can focus on making clothes for all the ducks in peace. Project Runway: Ducks vs. Dogs won't go to the dogs.

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[slobberymongrel]

I thought there was going to be biting and gnarling. I got webbed in the face by one of your sentry ducks. I demand justice, and that you let the same duck web you in the face.

[redribbonboy]

I decided that a fashion show would be more fun. Do you want it to be a fashion show death match?

[slobberymongrel]

I can live with that, I think. Compromise is good.

My doggy booties will blow your flippers away.

[redribbonboy]

Yeah, it'll be great. We can design clothing that is stylish yet practical for battle.

Have ever SEEN a duck booty?

[slobberymongrel]

I almost want to give you a high five for that. But we're enemies, so I cant. Maybe after you submit under my paws of fury.

I do hope you're talking about the garment.

[redribbonboy]

Enemies can high-five too. Even though I'll win.

What else would I be talking about?

[slobberymongrel]

Wicked. Consider yourself high FIVED. And no. No you wont.

Uhm. Nothing.

[redribbonboy]

My hand is tingling.

Heeeeeeeeeeee.

[slobberymongrel]

Thats because my high fives, even the ones that travel through space and time across the globe, are intense.

You shut your beak.

[redribbonboy]

No wonder you are the leader of your kind.

I don't have a beak.

[slobberymongrel]

Damn straight, kiddo. Damn straight.

Thats what you want us to think.

[redribbonboy]

I don't want you to think anything.

[slobberymongrel]

You want me to think that, too.

Dont even try your mindfuck tactics on me, McQuack.

[redribbonboy]

My master plan hasn't even been revealed yet.

[slobberymongrel]

..To take over the world and make it a ducktopia.

Its not like you've kept it quiet, lad.