"There are many ways to juggle your responsibilities around Halo 2. Multitasking is good. Sleep at work and eat during sex. But kids! Kids can be a real problem. If they're not old enough to know to wait at the base for a gunner to step aboard before driving a Warthog away, they're of no further use to your family. Still, it can be hard to bring yourself to have them killed. What should you do? Remember:
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http://xbox.gamespy.com/xbox/halo-2/565893p1.html and this is how friday night will be spent. sorry, ak. sorry, kim. sorry, friendswhodonthavehalo2. and most especially, sorry, anykindofintoxicant.
wait. waitasecond. i'm sure we can work in the intoxicants while playing halo 2. ortiz, you know what to do. now you have my xbox and both controllers, you know we need this.
ps: just kidding. sortof.
pps: i hope i actually do see lots of people on friday/saturday! as long as you don't cover my eyes while i'm trying to cap the blue team's flag.